Just in case...

[BillyStubbsTears]

...you'd missed the news that the Cabinet is full of people who would make mince seem thin...

https://mobile.twitter.com/danroan/status/1542503588559085569?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

[Metalmicky]

I saw that also - she is comedy gold...

[mugnapper]

It’s her dyslexia for god’s sake. Remember lol.

[BillyStubbsTears]

How useless are the backbenchers if she's in the Cabinet.

[Filo]

Probably distracted by the news that Carrie was caught giving BJ a BJ, and wishing it was her

[drfchound]

I know plenty of blokes who wouldn’t know the difference between RU and RL.

[scawsby steve]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

[BillyStubbsTears]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Except Abbott did it once and it's still brought up 5 years later. Dorries does it every week.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Still. One thing about her existence. It shows that God has a vicious sense of humour.

15 years back, she said in an interview, "“I am not an MP for any reason other than because God wants me to be."

[drfchound]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Except Abbott did it once and it's still brought up 5 years later. Dorries does it every week.

No doubt that this will be continually brought up as well.
Guaranteed.

[phil old leake]

I agree hound.  If this is all anyone has to criticise her of at the moment what a result. 

As said it will surely raise its head over and over throughout her career.  I think she’s probably a strong enough character to just laugh it off unless some wokey Rugby fan decides that it’s caused them some kind of mental health issue

[Glyn_Wigley]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Except Abbott did it once and it's still brought up 5 years later. Dorries does it every week.

No doubt that this will be continually brought up as well.
Guaranteed.

Nah, there'll be another Nadine gaffe along soon to take it's place.

[BillyStubbsTears]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Except Abbott did it once and it's still brought up 5 years later. Dorries does it every week.

No doubt that this will be continually brought up as well.
Guaranteed.

Nah, there'll be another Nadine gaffe along soon to take it's place.

The problem is, keeping up with them.

Abbott's mistake was excruciating and she was badly prepared, but at least it was a mistake in resonding to a critical question designed to trip her up.

Dorries's latest was in a speech that had been prepared by her own staff. Neither she, nor they appeared to understand the difference between Union and League. Not in reponse to a question, but as an open offering of what they thought. And she's the Sports minister!

[normal rules]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

[SydneyRover]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

Any proof NR? I think we've been here before.

[drfchound]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Except Abbott did it once and it's still brought up 5 years later. Dorries does it every week.

No doubt that this will be continually brought up as well.
Guaranteed.

Nah, there'll be another Nadine gaffe along soon to take it's place.

The problem is, keeping up with them.

Abbott's mistake was excruciating and she was badly prepared, but at least it was a mistake in resonding to a critical question designed to trip her up.

Dorries's latest was in a speech that had been prepared by her own staff. Neither she, nor they appeared to understand the difference between Union and League. Not in reponse to a question, but as an open offering of what they thought. And she's the Sports minister!

Hardly an Earth shattering thing though is it, not as if she is a Chancellor in waiting.

[Bentley Bullet]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Except Abbott did it once and it's still brought up 5 years later. Dorries does it every week.

Once! Haha, comedy gold!

[Donnywolf]

What an embarrassing gaffe. Just like Dianne Abbot's with the numbers.

They're all the same.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Except Abbott did it once and it's still brought up 5 years later. Dorries does it every week.

Saw a Tweet saying she had said " I thought the best bit of World Cup 1970 was Captain Tom Moore stopping Pele with that brilliant tackle"

[BillyStubbsTears]

Explain BB
(This will be fun.


I say "fun" I mean "pitiful".)

[Not Now Kato]

https://www.thecanary.co/trending/2022/04/29/nadine-dorries-wades-into-yet-another-gaffe/

[danumdon]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

Any proof NR? I think we've been here before.

https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1205152273850089477

This is beyond embarrising, how much do we pay this woman.

[Bentley Bullet]

Explain BB
(This will be fun.


I say "fun" I mean "pitiful".)

Explain what, Billy boy?

[BillyStubbsTears]

Your hilarity BB. I'd have thought that would have been obvious.

[Bentley Bullet]

Ah right, thanks for that.

Apologies, I thought you were going to be silly again.

[SydneyRover]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

Any proof NR? I think we've been here before.

https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1205152273850089477

This is beyond embarrising, how much do we pay this woman.

I think you maybe were a real person once, before you were photoshopped

[BillyStubbsTears]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

Any proof NR? I think we've been here before.

https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1205152273850089477

This is beyond embarrising, how much do we pay this woman.

Still claiming to be politically neutral DD?

[danumdon]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

Any proof NR? I think we've been here before.

https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1205152273850089477

This is beyond embarrising, how much do we pay this woman.

I think you maybe were a real person once, before you were photoshopped

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/diane-abbott-shoes/

[SydneyRover]

Did they ask her about it dd, that's usually the normal thing to do?

and remember the first call was that she was wearing 2 left or right shoes until it was pointed out that would have been mighty uncomfortable, then the story changed ....... and on it goes

[danumdon]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

Any proof NR? I think we've been here before.

https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1205152273850089477

This is beyond embarrising, how much do we pay this woman.

Still claiming to be politically neutral DD?

What's political neutrality got to do with it, the woman's a clown but then i guess she learnt a lot from her confidant Jezza.

[drfchound]

Never mind numbers, How many times have you left the house wearing odd shoes. And they are both for your left foot?

Any proof NR? I think we've been here before.

https://twitter.com/marcowenjones/status/1205152273850089477

This is beyond embarrising, how much do we pay this woman.

I think you maybe were a real person once, before you were photoshopped

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/diane-abbott-shoes/

It’s all there.
Plenty wouldn’t like to be in her shoes though.
But yeah, she has only made one gaffe.