I went to our local Curry house a couple of nights ago.

[Not Now Kato]

 
I said to the waiter "I'll have a Chicken Tarka".
The bemused waiter replied "What's that sir, I've never heard of it?".
I said "Well, it's a lot like a Chicken Tikka, only 'otter".

I went again yesterday, apparently they sell curried pelican.


It tastes fine, but the bill you get is huge.
 
 

[Donnywolf]

I bought a vinyl record of Wasp sounds yesterday. When I played it last night, it sounded nothing like wasps.

Then I realised .....


I was playing the Bee side.

[SydneyRover]

so I said to the French waiter with a limp, do you ave a sorbonne

[tommy toes]

Reminds me of one of my famous non-jokes.
 'Can I have a crocodile sandwich, but take your time there's no rush.'
Copywright CH 1989.