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scawsby steve

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Matt Hancock
« on November 01, 2022, 07:01:08 pm by scawsby steve »
Going in the jungle. I wasn't going to watch it, but it's a cert now with that buffoon being there.



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Bristol Red Rover

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« Reply #1 on November 01, 2022, 07:42:30 pm by Bristol Red Rover »
Just when you think the Tories can't screw up any worse...

Love that the BBC is unbridled in its reporting:
"Andy Drummond, deputy chairman of the West Suffolk Conservative Association, said he was looking forward to seeing Mr Hancock "eating a kangaroo's penis"."
« Last Edit: November 01, 2022, 07:44:33 pm by Bristol Red Rover »

turnbull for england

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« Reply #2 on November 01, 2022, 07:43:22 pm by turnbull for england »
 Not that long ago, he was health secretary during a pandemic, a fumble on film and now he's sharing kangaroo nads with Chris Moyles. Let that be a lesson to you kids , don't let little head rule big head

Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Matt Hancock
« Reply #3 on November 01, 2022, 07:44:45 pm by Glyn_Wigley »
Just when you think the Tories can't screw up any worse...

Love that the BBC is unbridled in its reporting:
"Andy Drummond, deputy chairman of the West Suffolk Conservative Association, said he was looking forward to seeing Mr Hancock "eating a kangaroo's penis"."

Who isn't?

It wouldn't surprise me if he got voted to do the bushtucker trial every day he's there.

ravenrover

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Re: Matt Hancock
« Reply #4 on November 02, 2022, 08:09:37 am by ravenrover »
And he still gets his MP salary, shamefull!

Mike_F

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Re: Matt Hancock
« Reply #5 on November 02, 2022, 01:31:41 pm by Mike_F »
I think there should be a by-election in his constituency. It's a gross dereliction of duty to swan off onto a tv show when tax money is paying for him to be at home working for his constituents.

phil old leake

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« Reply #6 on November 02, 2022, 01:34:28 pm by phil old leake »
I’m assuming he has ambitions away from politics at the next election.  He shouldn’t be paid whilst he’s in there. I hope he gets every trial to do

BigH

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« Reply #7 on November 02, 2022, 01:51:37 pm by BigH »
Just when you think the Tories can't screw up any worse...

Love that the BBC is unbridled in its reporting:
"Andy Drummond, deputy chairman of the West Suffolk Conservative Association, said he was looking forward to seeing Mr Hancock "eating a kangaroo's penis"."
It's the kangaroo I feel sorry for...

Bristol Red Rover

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Re: Matt Hancock
« Reply #8 on November 02, 2022, 01:55:02 pm by Bristol Red Rover »
More Tory "do what I say not what I do"

This government has had the most self interested and shameful set of leaders in our history. It runs through almost the whole of their Westminster club. Not even kids are officially allowed to have a couple of weeks off school when their parents can't afford the inflated prices of school holiday holidays.

Hancocks Half Soaked Half Employment.

Bristol Red Rover

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Re: Matt Hancock
« Reply #9 on November 02, 2022, 01:57:45 pm by Bristol Red Rover »
I’m assuming he has ambitions away from politics at the next election.  He shouldn’t be paid whilst he’s in there. I hope he gets every trial to do

He should be heavily fined, at least equivalent to his annual payment, and have his homes turned over to the homeless. But no.... the elite can do what the feck they like. Why do people accept this?

Mike_F

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« Reply #10 on November 02, 2022, 04:33:32 pm by Mike_F »
I’m assuming he has ambitions away from politics at the next election.  He shouldn’t be paid whilst he’s in there. I hope he gets every trial to do


If that's the case and he's had enough of politics he should start those ambitions with a by-election.

danumdon

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« Reply #11 on November 02, 2022, 09:32:16 pm by danumdon »
Unfortunately this chancer is not alone in conning himself into parliament and pretending to be an MP. It really does beg the question about what sort of vetting do these “professional chancers” have to complete to be considered entry onto a selection list.

It’s unfortunately a fact of life now that we have people entering politics for the wrong reasons and have no wish or desire to work for their constituents or try to make a difference. Their only wish is to enrich themselves and enter into a shady world of dodgy dealings for their own personal self aggrandisement.

I’m hoping this sh**house gets asked to jump out of a helicopter and someone forgets to give him a parachute. To**er.

grayx

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« Reply #12 on November 02, 2022, 10:16:16 pm by grayx »
What an absolute tool this bloke is..
Great advert for an MP.

Colin C No.3

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« Reply #13 on November 02, 2022, 10:41:51 pm by Colin C No.3 »
Is this the same Matt Handcock who sat on the front benches wearing a lapel badge showing the colours of the flag of Ukraine?

I’m sure the RAF will fly him home should Putin launch a nuclear warhead so that he can skuttle back from the Australian jungle to the safety of a bunker in Westminster.

Donnywolf

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« Reply #14 on November 03, 2022, 07:42:14 am by Donnywolf »
I’m assuming he has ambitions away from politics at the next election.  He shouldn’t be paid whilst he’s in there. I hope he gets every trial to do


If that's the case and he's had enough of politics he should start those ambitions with a by-election.

I think Constituents can "recall" any MP for specific reasons with only (guessing) 15% of the Electorate registering their call for a by Election

His should do it if they feel strongly enough and they would be rid of him. I am guessing again that the would then get a pay off in effect a kind of redundancy pay so he will still be quids in


keyser_soze

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Re: Matt Hancock
« Reply #15 on November 03, 2022, 08:09:46 am by keyser_soze »
I hope he chokes on a crocodile's dick.

SydneyRover

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« Reply #16 on November 03, 2022, 08:47:13 am by SydneyRover »
hanccck and his mid-life crisis.

''Unlike recall procedures in some other countries, the act does not allow constituents to initiate proceedings. Instead, proceedings are initiated only if an MP is found guilty of a wrongdoing that fulfils certain criteria. This petition is successful if at least one in ten voters in the constituency sign. Successful petitions force the recalled MP to vacate the seat, resulting in a by-election''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recall_of_MPs_Act_2015#:~:text=The%20Recall%20of%20MPs%20Act,introduced%20on%2011%20September%202014.

The seat of West Suffolk,

''This area includes a slightly older demographic profile than the national average, with a significant proportion of semi-detached and detached homes and a higher than average proportion of retired people.[3]''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Suffolk_(UK_Parliament_constituency

A recall not looking good

Donnywolf

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« Reply #17 on November 03, 2022, 09:18:14 am by Donnywolf »
Yes... he will not be classed as in the categories that might allow a recall so he will escape

Immoral git, throwing a protective ring around Care Homes,  awarding PPE contracts to his Pub Landlord   suspected adultery and being a snivelling lying little Weasel don't seem to be there !


SydneyRover

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« Reply #18 on November 03, 2022, 09:24:01 am by SydneyRover »
I guess the infamous video will be doing the rounds come the next election, and it's not just being on the shag at work it's where his head was when thousands were dying.

ravenrover

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« Reply #19 on November 03, 2022, 09:28:55 am by ravenrover »
Ah but don't forget he shed a crocodile tear on TV so eating  a Crocs dick shouldn't be too bad
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i_ateallthepies

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Re: Matt Hancock
« Reply #20 on November 03, 2022, 11:25:34 am by i_ateallthepies »
I'd prefer a crocodile eat his dick, or preferably a whole Hand & Cock.

Metalmicky

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« Reply #21 on November 03, 2022, 01:17:45 pm by Metalmicky »
I think there should be a by-election in his constituency. It's a gross dereliction of duty to swan off onto a tv show when tax money is paying for him to be at home working for his constituents.

Not a watcher of the programme, but I assume he will be elected off and back home after a week - or do they have to stay out there for the entire time?  If they have to stay out there, let's hope he stays on the show and gets some shitty tasks to do....

BobG

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« Reply #22 on November 03, 2022, 03:44:06 pm by BobG »
Well, if I had to monetise my current life for the benefit of my future life, I sure wouldn't be f**king off to Australia to do bleeding stupid shite for the edification of millions and millions of morons with nowt better to do than gawp at prats making even bigger fools of themselves.

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Colin C No.3

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« Reply #23 on November 03, 2022, 05:16:55 pm by Colin C No.3 »
Well, if I had to monetise my current life for the benefit of my future life, I sure wouldn't be f**king off to Australia to do bleeding stupid shite for the edification of millions and millions of morons with nowt better to do than gawp at prats making even bigger fools of themselves.

BobG

And yet after watching Johnson & Truss we ought to be getting used to it by now Bob.

ravenrover

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« Reply #24 on November 03, 2022, 05:18:40 pm by ravenrover »
I'm guessing he will get voted for all the tasks

scawsby steve

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« Reply #25 on November 03, 2022, 08:29:31 pm by scawsby steve »
I think there should be a by-election in his constituency. It's a gross dereliction of duty to swan off onto a tv show when tax money is paying for him to be at home working for his constituents.

Not a watcher of the programme, but I assume he will be elected off and back home after a week - or do they have to stay out there for the entire time?  If they have to stay out there, let's hope he stays on the show and gets some shitty tasks to do....

They spend the rest of the time basking in a luxury hotel in the Australian summer sun, Mickey. Personally, I reckon the public will deliberately keep him in, and vote for him to do all the trials.

BobG

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« Reply #26 on November 04, 2022, 11:36:50 am by BobG »
I just been pratting about making random alliterative noises around the name 'Matt Hancock' when, quite fortuitously, 'Hatt Mancock' popped out. Appropriate don't you think?

BobG

phil old leake

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« Reply #27 on November 13, 2022, 08:27:45 am by phil old leake »
The way he’s going I bet he’s annoying all those voting for him because he’s actually doing ok in the trials

Donnywolf

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« Reply #28 on November 14, 2022, 04:14:02 pm by Donnywolf »
I'd prefer a crocodile eat his dick, or preferably a whole Hand & Cock.

He's got " we threw protective ring round Care Homes" tattooed on his chest.

Even a Crocodile wouldn't swallow that

redwine

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« Reply #29 on November 14, 2022, 04:25:18 pm by redwine »
I look at from a different angle.

Shame on ITV for cynically using him to boost their profits.

The best way to deal with it is to not watch it and for godsake don't vote either.


 

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