Get It Off Your Chest

[Bentley Bullet]

Annoying Americanisms

"Math." It makes no bloody sense. "Maths" is short for mathematics. We didn't do mathmatic at school, did we?

The word "pants" comes from pantaloons. We don't put our bloody "pant" on in the morning, do we?

[Hounslowrover]

Agreed, my grandchildren now ask for cookies, they're biscuits!!

[Bentley Bullet]

Agreed, my grandchildren now ask for cookies, they're biscuits!!

[Bentley Bullet]

In a fast food place where you hear someone say "Can I get a......"

It makes my blood boil. NO, YOU CAN'T GET IT, YOU CAN WAIT THERE WHILE THE BLOODY SERVER GETS IT FOR YOU.

[Hounslowrover]

They also ask for candies, not a word used in my time in Yokshire or London.

[scawsby steve]

Agreed, my grandchildren now ask for cookies, they're biscuits!!

Yep, and biscuits to the Yanks are breadcakes. I used to think "how can you mop gravy up with a bloody biscuit?".

[Bentley Bullet]

Why would anyone want to copy off the yanks, they talk out of their fannies.

[Bentley Bullet]

Agreed, my grandchildren now ask for cookies, they're biscuits!!

Yep, and biscuits to the Yanks are breadcakes. I used to think "how can you mop gravy up with a bloody biscuit?".

That really does take the breadcake.

[Bentley Bullet]

People who pronounce Z as Zee instead of Zed. Also, people who use the letter Z when it should be an S.

Those found guilty of this should get 6 months in the slammer!

[ncRover]

The increasing use of the name Santa Claus instead of Father Christmas. 

[Dagenham Rover]

In a fast food place where you hear someone say "Can I get a......"

It makes my blood boil. NO, YOU CAN'T GET IT, YOU CAN WAIT THERE WHILE THE BLOODY SERVER GETS IT FOR YOU.

My daughter says that when shes over "Can I get a bath now" why? we dont need a new one do we 

[idler]

Snuck instead of sneaked. I agree about the s and z issue.
Plow not plough as well.
I call American English, English for dummies.

[TonySoprano]

Calling Christmas, "the holidays"

[Nudga]

School proms. What happened to school disco and getting hammered on Kestrel lager?

[Bentley Bullet]

Liberals. I have a joke about Liberals, but they would cancel me for it.

[Nudga]

Oh, and transgender and all the different genders. That poisonous shit came from America.

[Bentley Bullet]

Trick or Treat.

What happened to good old mischievous night?

[drfchound]

Black Friday.

[Darren]

 My bad, i have seen it used on here. Sounds like a stereotypical cartoon caveman.

[Draytonian III]

School proms. What happened to school disco and getting hammered on Kestrel lager?

Kestrel Lager, I remember that, who made it and how long since ??

[belton rover]

British football commentators describing the middle of the pitch as ‘centre field’.
f**k off!

[tommy toes]

They used to be buns, now they're all cup cakes.
It used to be from the start, now it's from the get go.
I agree with Darren, my mistake being now My bad is the worst of the lot.

[Bentley Bullet]

"To go" or "take out" instead of the old good and proper "Take away."

[Nudga]

School proms. What happened to school disco and getting hammered on Kestrel lager?

Kestrel Lager, I remember that, who made it and how long since ??

No idea but Brian Lee's shop on Balby road had no problem selling to us 14/15/16 year olds.

Great days playing cuppies on Westfield park at 10pm pissed.

[tommy toes]

School proms. What happened to school disco and getting hammered on Kestrel lager?

Kestrel Lager, I remember that, who made it and how long since ??

No idea but Brian Lee's shop on Balby road had no problem selling to us 14/15/16 year olds.

Great days playing cuppies on Westfield park at 10pm pissed.

Used to go in there every day when I lived on Queen St.
Got quite friendly with Brian and his wife.

He had these big ovens at the back of the shop where they cooked massive lumps of ham and beef.

[Filo]

Soccer, it’s Football you colonial t**ts!

Baseball, is Rounders

American Football is throwing a ball while fouling everyone

Baseball World Series is the American Championship

[Iberian Red]

Soccer, it’s Football you colonial t**ts!

Baseball, is Rounders

American Football is throwing a ball while fouling everyone

Baseball World Series is the American Championship

You're talking out your ass!

[Colin C No.3]

“Have a nice day”. Yeah, eff off you insincere t**t.

Oh, & ‘Mother fu**er’. Doesn’t bear thinking about!

[Hounslowrover]

They also put gas in their cars!

[Bentley Bullet]

Diapers? They're chuffin Nappies FFS.