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I firmly believe that we will have a strong finish to the season which will belie the performances & results we have seen for the majority of the season.Before I go any further I want it known that I have not had any alcohol for 4 weeks.I appreciate that some forum members swear by data. ‘Data may date, but it don’t lie’ I believe is the ‘mantra’.So, I have spent a full afternoon on my Sinclair Spectrum & I now give you the results from the ‘East Coast Judges’…well judge.These are our next eight league opponents & alongside, their current league position, my forecast of each game & the subsequent points gained.Wimbledon (8th) H Win - 3pts.Walsall (16th) A Loss - 0pts.Brad City (13th) A Draw - I pt.Crewe (4th) H Win - 3pts.Colchester (21st) A Win - 3pts.Swindon (18th) A Win - 3pts.Forest Green (23rd) H Win - 3pts.Crawley (15th) A Draw - 1pt.A total of 17 points gained.These set of results will leave Rovers with a running total of 53 points which should (according to my data) lift us into 16th place in the league (I did of course run all the next eight fixtures for all teams in the division through my computer).With eight games remaining (this is heart rather than data driven) I believe we will have ‘grown’ as a team enough to enable us to amass sufficient points to see us finish in the top ten teams by the seasons end.That ends the scoring of the ‘East Coast Judges’ (judge).As an aside, I ran Joe Ironsides statistics through the computer before it started emitting blue smoke from the back.Using the following analysis, the amount of running he does off the ball, the shirt pulling & leaning over on by opposing defenders which never deters him from the next challenge, the amount of sweat the computer calculated would be wrung from his shirt after each game (+4 litres), his determination to increase his xg’s (it was at that point the computer struggled to compute & started smoking…heavily) but not before it ‘spat out’ the following data.Joe Ironside finishes the season with a total of 19 league goals….13 from ‘open play’.
So you’d sack the manager then ?
I firmly believe that we will have a strong finish to the season which will belie the performances & results we have seen for the majority of the season.Before I go any further I want it known that I have not had any alcohol for 4 weeks.I appreciate that some forum members swear by data. ‘Data may date, but it don’t lie’ I believe is the ‘mantra’.So, I have spent a full afternoon on my Sinclair Spectrum & I now give you the results from the ‘East Coast Judges’…well judge.These are our next eight league opponents & alongside, their current league position, my forecast of each game & the subsequent points gained.Wimbledon (8th) H Win - 3pts.Walsall (16th) A Loss - 0pts.Brad City (13th) A Draw - I pt.Crewe (4th) H Win - 3pts.Colchester (21st) A Win - 3pts.Swindon (18th) A Win - 3pts.Forest Green (23rd) H Win - 3pts.Crawley (15th) A Draw - 1pt.A total of 17 points gained.These set of results will leave Rovers with a running total of 53 points which should (according to my data) lift us into 16th place in the league (I did of course run all the next eight fixtures for all teams in the division through my computer).With eight games remaining (this is heart rather than data driven) I believe we will have ‘grown’ as a team enough to enable us to amass sufficient points to see us finish in the top ten teams by the seasons end.That ends the scoring of the ‘East Coast Judges’ (judge).As an aside, I ran Joe Ironsides statistics through the computer before it started emitting blue smoke from the back.Using the following analysis, the amount of running he does off the ball, the shirt pulling & leaning over on by opposing defenders which never deters him from the next challenge, the amount of sweat the computer calculated would be wrung from his shirt after each game (+4 litres), his determination to increase his xg’s (it was at that point the computer struggled to compute & started smoking…heavily) but not before it ‘spat out’ the following data.Joe Ironside finishes the season with a total of 19 league goals….13 from ‘open play’.
Dave Penny always said we needed 50 points to be safe!
Not 100% as we haven’t played Crawley or Colchester yet? But, near enough.
Brilliant predictions there Colin!