ROVCON level check...

[Canadian Rover]

How we all doing? What level are you at?

[philsky]

Which way round is the ratings ?

[Canadian Rover]

Here's my unofficial interpretation

ROVCON LEVEL 5
Full Zen, we are mid table nothing to play for and the catering at the stadium is ok. Even the chips portions are mediocre.

ROVCON LEVEL 4
Mild Concern, maybe there’s been an injury or two and you’ve refreshed the league table three times before lunch. Nothing dramatic, but the anxiety is simmering.

ROVCON LEVEL 3
Tactical Twitching. We’ve suddenly entered into a time when “must-win” is the phrase of the week. You’re sweating during pre-match interviews like it’s your name on the team sheet and are checking other teams fixtures like you have some sort of input.

ROVCON LEVEL 2
It’s End of season-Induced Turmoil. One more dodgy decision and you're writing emails to the EFL. Sleep is irregular. You’ve started avoiding friends who support clubs already promoted and you don't want to talk to any premier league only fans because they just don't understand real football. Hope is alive, and so are you barely.

ROVCON LEVEL 1
Total Football  Panicked Frenzy. It’s the final day, everything’s riding on it, and you’ve turned into a one-person coaching staff/physio/water carrier. You're watching games in full kit, hanging flags, making plans, pacing, praying. Think Stoke, Brentford and Wembley and you are at ROVCON LEVEL 1 my friend I wish you luck.

[monkeytennis]

3 leaning towards 2. Shitting it for Saturday despite the amazing performance v Colchester. I do believe but on the other hand it’s a funny old game.

[drfchound]

I’m on 3 at the moment.

[dknward2]

4 moving on to 3 probably 2 on Friday then 1 on Saturday at about 6 in morning

[Ryaldinhio]

3 on wednesday
2 on Thursday
1 on Friday

What happens sat???????

[PDX_Rover]

Currently 3. 4.30am start for me Saturday. I’ll be wearing two pairs of undies.

[normal rules]

Relaxed currently at 5. With occasional spasms of bum twitch at around level 2/3 at the mere thought of 12-30 Sat.

[philsky]

3 and not holding well !

[roversdude]

2 more sleeps guys believe !!

[idler]

3 on wednesday
2 on Thursday
1 on Friday

What happens sat???????

Change your underwear and have the Samaritans on speed dial. 

[adamtherover]

Ive been at 1 since PK slotted in the 3rd on Monday.. wtf

[IDM]

3.

[Pintolager]

3 going on to 2. With it being a 12.30 KO on Saturday, I may need to have a few pints in Wetherspoons to calm the nerves even though I don't like drinking too early. Will certainly be level 1 Saturday morning

[andy didcott]

Would have been nice and not so stressful if we had won the title on Monday.

[IDM]

Wasn’t possible..

[foxbat]

I felt felt great when I got my ticket for Sat , then my blood ran cold with dread as I realised I had felt exactly the same sense of anticipation for the 2nd play off semi against Crewe. Could I face that disappointment again? , straight to Rovcon 3

[Barmby Rover]

I have gone past 0 and into negative figures, can't wait for Saturday!

[Scooter]

3
Trying to get some work and study done today because tomorrow may be a write off as I move towards Rovcon 1

[Bristol Red Rover]

3 on wednesday
2 on Thursday
1 on Friday

What happens sat???????

Take your laptop to the loo with you.

[andysly]

I'm on nights Friday, hoping to get home for two hours kip before getting ready and off to the match. I've a feeling sleep won't come easy

[drfchound]

I'm on nights Friday, hoping to get home for two hours kip before getting ready and off to the match. I've a feeling sleep won't come easy

I’ve got a feeling that you won’t be nodding off during the game Andy.
It is likely going to be very exciting.

[roversdude]

One more sleep ….if we can

[Pancho Regan]

Level 3 and building....
I know I will be off the dial by 12.30 on Saturday.

I take a lot of comfort knowing I'm not alone, we're all in this together.

[normal rules]

Up to 4 now. Un focussed mind immediately drifts to kick off time sat. Sphincter showing signs of unsteadiness.

[DonnyBazR0ver]

Still at 3 but I know I'll move to 1 very quickly in the morning, going into Corporal Jones 'Don't Panic!' mode. Wondering which pair of lucky pants and socks to wear!! Will be OK once at the ground and let the heart rate settle.

[hoolahoop]

3 on wednesday
2 on Thursday
1 on Friday

What happens sat???????

You blow up / have heart attack …….slow down !

[Reg of the Rovers]

The one benefit of the early kick off is that at least we're not all at home twiddling our thumbs and annoying our spouses / cats / kids etc, it's up and out. Before Crewe H last year outside the ground was full and buzzing a good hour or so before kick off, I'm getting down early to soak it up a bit and maybe a morning beverage for medicinal purposes to settle the nerves!   

[hoolahoop]

The one benefit of the early kick off is that at least we're not all at home twiddling our thumbs and annoying our spouses / cats / kids etc, it's up and out. Before Crewe H last year outside the ground was full and buzzing a good hour or so before kick off, I'm getting down early to soak it up a bit and maybe a morning beverage for medicinal purposes to settle the nerves!   

Sadly still not well enough to go so please have a beer/ chant or two for me please .
Must admit don’t hit fully Rovcon1 until 30 minutes before the game starts and I’m the same if not at the game - hoping we are on the radio today ?