Barnsley next month

[WheatleyRover]

So i no its not until the end of next month but i really cant wait until this game when hopefully we will give them dingles a good going over, im just wondering is anyone taking balloons or anything and have a real party and show em what donny fans are all about  

[DN8ROVER]

No

[WheatleyRover]

DN8ROVER wrote:

No

mardy bum  

[Norfolk N Chance]

very good friend supports them t**ts so looking forward, but an awful lot can happen before then!

[not on facebook]

barnsley

'what time is it when there is a pork pie on the clock face of barnsley town hall'

'som'ert to 8'

and

'what time is it when there is half a pork pie on barnsley town hall clock face'

'half 8'


i'll get me coat on!!!!

[not on facebook]

there is this brickie from barnsley who is a true red and works on a building site

mon to friday he works his b*llocks off and cant wait to get into local pub every friday after work as thats when his weekend starts.

he comes home from work on monday,and it seems their cat is not very well as their lass says to hime 'jack get that cat darn t vet as its been pissing and craping
all over house all day'

jack 'yeh yeh yeh'

the same thing happens tuedsay,wed and thurs,their lass getting onto jack to sort cat out.

come friday jacks on his way home,and plan is a quick *SSS* shit,shower and shave
then it's straight out for a skinfull of barnsley bitter at the local.

as soon as he walks into house their lass is onto jack straight away
' for fcuks sake jack i told you all week t sort that cat out,now if you dont
do it now you can sleep on that couch 2nite where cat has been spewing all day'

jack 'for fcuks sake wowman 'owt for a peacefull life'so he picks up the offending cat puts into box and heads off to the vet.

as jack gets to vets house,the vets comes out to greet him
........'now then jack not sen thee for a long time whats wrong'

jack....'its me bas**rd cat vet been pissing a nd shiting all over house and r lass will not give us a moment untill it's fixed'

vet.....'is the cat ''a-tom''

jack....'nar vet i brought cat with me'

[bobjimwilly]