Jesus's Premonitions!

[JESUSISHERE]

Tonights Game: Newcastle United

I feel a similar scenario to Saturday's game could be upon us tonight, we come out as usual and dominate the first 15minutes and this is where it is vital we put the ball in the net.

A return for Billy Sharp will help the attack which was lacking in some respects last weekend.

I see an uninspiring, but satisfactory 1-1 draw tonight

[Filo]

I`m glad we`ve got your blessing your holiness, before you save the rest of mankind next Friday  

[JESUSISHERE]

Oh im not interested in mankind, im here for the rovers! I'll be there tonight, cheering them on under my breath!

[Filo]

JESUSISHERE wrote:

Oh im not interested in mankind, im here for the rovers! I'll be there tonight, cheering them on under my breath!

What! you mean Easter`s cancelled?

No easter eggs? are you sick of getting nailed to that cross or summat?

[JESUSISHERE]

If you want Easter this year, you can come find me at the game tonight!

[Guernsey Exile]

This aint a dating site you two - jees almost as bad as Cussy and Jucy      

[big fat yorkshire pudding]

Jesus christ my lord, Jesus christ.

Are you THE Jesus who attends Rovers home and away every week?

[JESUSISHERE]

No BFYP, im THE jesus that is paid to be at every home game, but doesn't travel away much!

[River Don]

Feel free to perform any miracles then... By the way Mr Christ do you own a bike?

[JESUSISHERE]

No river don, why u ask?

this thread has kinda gone off my original point a little.......

[River Don]

Christ on a bike!

You don't actually ride a bike? Fascinating.

[JESUSISHERE]

thoughts for tonights game?  What are your 'premonitions'?

[River Don]

I don't claim to be able to see in to the future but I'd be more than happy with a draw tonight.

[The Red Baron]

Would have said a draw or even a narrow defeat was the most likely result until the news about Taylor and Carroll's alleged bust up came out.

Consider how disruptive \"boozegate\" was to us in the Middlesbrough game- and no-one got hurt in that fiasco.

I think we can do it tonight- although I'd still be happy with a draw.

[JESUSISHERE]

I must go prepare for tonights game - WEST STAND BARMY ARMY!!

[Filo]

Have a word with your old man see if he can use his influence on the footballing gods

[JESUSISHERE]

I will try my best, although i think all his influence may have been used up on last nights game!

[Filo]

I thought your old man was top dog in the world of the gods, surely if he can get a bird pregnant with a wink and a smile, he can sort a win out for us as well

[CusworthRovers]

Nice one Jesus. About time we had a second coming.

I predict 1-0 to Donny.


By the way, be careful if you cross that lake by foot, it's got harmful algae in it apparently.
Better still, any chance you can turn it into Rioja?

[Filo]

CusworthRovers wrote:

By the way, be careful if you cross that lake by foot, it's got harmful algae in it apparently.

PMSL            


Maybe if he drags Moses along he can walk on dry land

[CusworthRovers]

I'm starting to think mi old 'son of man' might be infact Peter Kitchen. After all he could walk on water.

[jucyberry]

Guernsey Exile wrote:

This aint a dating site you two - jees almost as bad as Cussy and Jucy      

Cheeky!!!!.. is it my fault that Cussy is a smooth as galaxy chocolate?  

[Filo]

jucyberry wrote:

Guernsey Exile wrote:

This aint a dating site you two - jees almost as bad as Cussy and Jucy      

Cheeky!!!!.. is it my fault that Cussy is a smooth as galaxy chocolate?  

Cussy smooth?  i`ve yet to come across anyone from Thorne thats smooth, they`re all rough as old dogs from there!  

[CusworthRovers]

Indeed sweet cheeks.

Although down below I do have a problem of being Baby sized. This does cause concern for many a girl, but I hope you will be OK with it.

When I say Baby sized I mean......



















18\" long and weighing 8pounds 4oz

[ScillyRover]

JESUSISHERE wrote:

Tonights Game: Newcastle United

I feel a similar scenario to Saturday's game could be upon us tonight, we come out as usual and dominate the first 15minutes and this is where it is vital we put the ball in the net.

A return for Billy Sharp will help the attack which was lacking in some respects last weekend.

I see an uninspiring, but satisfactory 1-1 draw tonight

Can't you work one of your miracles and give us 3 points !

And while you're at it, a few loaves and fishes (from the Hyde Park Chippy) should be more than enough to feed the 15000 at the Keepmoat !

[JESUSISHERE]

I may be able to get us 3 points, but as for sorting out the food situation at the keepmoat youve gotta be kidding me!

[jucyberry]

Lol, walk on water, water in to wine...all in a days work...

Turning the food from the Keepmoat into fine cusine... a modern day miracle that even Jesus it seems would find taxing....