That Grimsby Fan

[BillyStubbsTears]

The one who comes up with them grade A rants, that us rantologists look on with awe.

Bet he's feeling like a bit of a cock-end at the minute, what with them about to have the biggest escape since the time I drove past a supermarket in Wakefield without stopping in 1991*.

As a ranter, there's nothing more embarrassing than shooting one's wad too early. Timing is everything. The lad might have the craft with words, but he needs to hold his mud a bit longer next time.

(* Long story, but it includes a paralytic night of passion in Brid, a phone number, an agreed meeting the next week, an alcohol-induced lack of memory about what she looked like, a trip to Wakefield to pick her up from work and a sudden realisation that she looked like Olive off On the Busses's ugly sister as I drove past.)

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talking about birds fella

last nite i was watching one of them type of videos where this bloke is having
fun with his bird....

to pass all the foreplay etc etc,this bloke ends up stick his full arm and
i say upto the elbow up this birds behind...

this bird did not bat a eye lid just sat there looking happy as lamb...


the name of the film if any bugger wants to download it is.....







'rod and emmu'



i'll get me coat