Has anyone seen the new entry straight in top 10?

[donvicks]

official charts
 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/update/singles/

[scuzzer]

Christ on a f'in bike! Thank god i can't find Radio 1 on the car radio.

[Thinwhiteduke]

Does anyone over the age of 15 care about the 'pop' charts?? - Maybe it explains why Donvicks loves them so much??

Then again, it sums Leeds up perfectly, stuck in a 30 year timewarp and still living of past glories.

If I was a Leeds fan, thank god Im not, Id be embarrassed by that. Cringeworthy.

[Nudga]

More to the point, why does donvicks post so much Leeds crap on here? look on his profile page and it is splattered with Leeds threads.

[donvicks]

Im jealous of the fact they are gonna be better than us once again i guess.

[BillyStubbsTears]

I gather the B-side is an updated version of the original. Entitled \"Scrambling out of Division 3 by our fingertips together\".

[Dr Fundlekrotch]

Typical...peaked early and now falling away

[Filo]

donvicks wrote:

official charts
 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/update/singles/

And?

Your Point?

[Filo]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

I gather the B-side is an updated version of the original. Entitled \"Scrambling out of Division 3 by our fingertips together\".

Or is it \" fcuk all our creditors together\"


Or a cover version of the Bros hit \"I owe you Nothing\"

[Uredz]

Filo wrote:

donvicks wrote:

official charts
 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/update/singles/

And?

Your Point?

Same here, whats the point or relevance of who is at number one ??
Am I missing something here?

Can someone enlighten my blissful ignorance?

[Moorendsrover]

It is really sad just because they won promotion back to the championship.I could understand them if they re-released it back in 2001.If they did reach the Champions League final by beating Valencia

[DRFC MYERS]

thats really sad

[Wellington Vaults]

DRFC MYERS wrote:

thats really sad

Of course it's really sad.  And the song is as corny as hell.  But it's our song, but I had a little smile when I heard the news (and yes I downloaded my 79p worth).

After all, it's not every day that the fans of a Div 3 club can organise themselves to get their club anthem into \"The Charts\", as tawdry as the chart line-up is these days.

If it was, say, Oldham that had done it, it would have been regarded as an excellent example of \"Fan Power\"

So swallow your pride, take a deep breath and repeat afer me;

\"Here we go with Leeds United......\"

Tou know it makes sense  

 

[Nudga]

Wellington Vaults wrote:

DRFC MYERS wrote:

thats really sad

Of course it's really sad.  And the song is as corny as hell.  But it's our song, but I had a little smile when I heard the news (and yes I downloaded my 79p worth).

After all, it's not every day that the fans of a Div 3 club can organise themselves to get their club anthem into \"The Charts\", as tawdry as the chart line-up is these days.

If it was, say, Oldham that had done it, it would have been regarded as an excellent example of \"Fan Power\"

So swallow your pride, take a deep breath and repeat afer me;

\"Here we go with Leeds United......\"

Tou know it makes sense  

 

With all due respect Welly, take yer head forra shit    




 

[hoolahoop]

That about sums up the relevance of this whole thread..........SHIT, like the frigging song

[Thinwhiteduke]

Personally I hope it gets to no.1....


...it'll show the Leeds fans to be the retarded mongs with no class that we already knew they were.

[Wellington Vaults]

Thinwhiteduke wrote:

Personally I hope it gets to no.1....


...it'll show the Leeds fans to be the retarded mongs with no class that we already knew they were.

Tu Tut Mr Duke,

In stead of being negative, why not use your breath-taking intellect and Oscar Wilde-like wit to organise a classy reposte with Doncaster/Rovers connections.

A starter for ten....a Tony Christie & Jive Bunny eurodisco mix of Zigger Zagger...could be a winner that!!!

[BillyStubbsTears]

Eeeh Welly lad, you're on dodgy ground there.

Leeds is internationally reknown for having the lowest pop-culture-output-per-capita this side of Tehran.

What's the latest score? In 50 years, Leeds has produced:

A bunch of prematurely tubby pub rockers with an obsession about a second-rate South African defender. AND they're from Bradford.

A singer who will be primarily remembered by historians for having a couple of pints of spunk pumped out of his belly in A&E. AND he was from Southport.

Two DJs separated by 40 years. The elder, a borderline-Tourettes peroxide blonde with an Oedipus-complex. The younger, a Gary Bushell clone with the wit and IQ of a 70s turn at Denaby Welfare.

Have I missed anyone?






















Oh aye. How could I have forgotten? John Craven.

I reckon John Parr alone trumps the entire pop culture output of Leeds.

[Wellington Vaults]

BillyStubbsTears wrote:

Eeeh Welly lad, you're on dodgy ground there.

Leeds is internationally reknown for having the lowest pop-culture-output-per-capita this side of Tehran.

What's the latest score? In 50 years, Leeds has produced:

A bunch of prematurely tubby pub rockers with an obsession about a second-rate South African defender. AND they're from Bradford.

A singer who will be primarily remembered by historians for having a couple of pints of spunk pumped out of his belly in A&E. AND he was from Southport.

Two DJs separated by 40 years. The elder, a borderline-Tourettes peroxide blonde with an Oedipus-complex. The younger, a Gary Bushell clone with the wit and IQ of a 70s turn at Denaby Welfare.

Have I missed anyone?






















Oh aye. How could I have forgotten? John Craven.

I reckon John Parr alone trumps the entire pop culture output of Leeds.

BST! Surely an erudite and cultured chap such as yourself, and, dare I say, \"Of a Certain Age\", is toying with me by failing to mention The Gang of Four?

An acquired taste, I will concede, but well worth acquiring.

[Wellington Vaults]

And as I can't bloody sleep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i62UF7uROGU

An no, I don't understand it either.

[Donnybob]

Methinks Wellington needs to get a grip on reality if he thinks this song is about football.

Check the lyrics.

Dukes of Hazard, Southern Comfort and Leeds Uniting!

The twisted American broad is obviously a BIG fan - ha!

Alas it's more pointless pouting from the meerkats in drag from up the road.

Like they say in their typical put-down way, clubs that crawl out of the woodwork such as Bradford, Huddersfield and Donny are not their rivals and never will be...

So why do they spend so much time trying to impress us with their big city delusional swagger?

Leeds ain't even on a par with Wigan Athletic if truth be told. Light years behind the Boltons, Blackburns and Fulhams - and will be for many a long year so get real. If they think they're competitors of Man City, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal and the like then they really need to get a grip. It's like comparing the corner shop with TESCO.

Leeds have found their level. A yo-yo team that deludes the fans with wild ambition and fantasy but in reality is desperate to become an established second division side once more.

Just leave us alone if we're so tin-pot. Stop obsessing about us. We've been here before, haven't we? It's Division One Groundhog day all over. Looks like we're in for another season of Leeds trolls and wannabees invading our boards, insisting they don't care about us and we're supposed to believe it.

Look guys, all this attention is flattering, really flattering, such a big club with all that history (distant as it is) always wanting to be rubbing shoulders with us but hey, we know our place. We're used to rubbing shoulders with the Rochdale's and Rotherham's and no doubt we'll do it again.

So why don't you run along and try to impress the Mancs and the Scousers, the Cockneys, Villains and anyone else who'll listen to your hard luck stories.

Honestly, we really don't care about you.

[Moorendsrover]

If it does reach number 1 then we'll never hear the last of it from that talentless t**t Chris Moyles.

[RobTheRover]

Wellington Vaults wrote:

And as I can't bloody sleep:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i62UF7uROGU

An no, I don't understand it either.

Wellygogs, I thought you'd be the first in with Bridewell Taxis.

Chuffing hell!  Leaving it to a Donny fan to defend Leeds' honour!  Whatever next?

[Wellington Vaults]

Donnybob wrote:

Methinks Wellington needs to get a grip on reality if he thinks this song is about football.

Check the lyrics.

Dukes of Hazard, Southern Comfort and Leeds Uniting!

The twisted American broad is obviously a BIG fan - ha!

Alas it's more pointless pouting from the meerkats in drag from up the road.

Like they say in their typical put-down way, clubs that crawl out of the woodwork such as Bradford, Huddersfield and Donny are not their rivals and never will be...

So why do they spend so much time trying to impress us with their big city delusional swagger?

Leeds ain't even on a par with Wigan Athletic if truth be told. Light years behind the Boltons, Blackburns and Fulhams - and will be for many a long year so get real. If they think they're competitors of Man City, Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal and the like then they really need to get a grip. It's like comparing the corner shop with TESCO.

Leeds have found their level. A yo-yo team that deludes the fans with wild ambition and fantasy but in reality is desperate to become an established second division side once more.

Just leave us alone if we're so tin-pot. Stop obsessing about us. We've been here before, haven't we? It's Division One Groundhog day all over. Looks like we're in for another season of Leeds trolls and wannabees invading our boards, insisting they don't care about us and we're supposed to believe it.

Look guys, all this attention is flattering, really flattering, such a big club with all that history (distant as it is) always wanting to be rubbing shoulders with us but hey, we know our place. We're used to rubbing shoulders with the Rochdale's and Rotherham's and no doubt we'll do it again.

So why don't you run along and try to impress the Mancs and the Scousers, the Cockneys, Villains and anyone else who'll listen to your hard luck stories.

Honestly, we really don't care about you.

Well Pal, my “grip on reality” is obviously a damn sight stronger than your interpretation skills.If you require total accuracy, on Amanda Palmer’s LP “Who Killed Amanda Palmer”, track no 14 is titled “Leeds United”, and if we are going to get “train spotterish\" about it, the track lasts 4 minutes and 33 seconds.

And I repeat, I’m no wiser what it’s all about, although I do like the video... Ute Lemper & David Bowe meet Cabaret.

So there I was, posting an innocent comment in response to a thread (and in the Silly Season when the staple diet on here seems to be ridiculous speculation emanating from the Football Rumours site) and it’s enough to instigate such a hissy, girly fit.  I concede there are plenty of Billy Big Bollox Leeds fans out there who regularly make a knob of themselves on this and other club’s sites but I ain’t one of them.

But I empathise with you and feel your pain.  If you would like to lie on this couch, I’ll turn down the lights and we can talk this through, whilst I insert this large electrical probe.  There.....does that feel better?  My My, they are usually tighter than that!  I’ll leave it on for a while, you never know, we may even unearth the hitherto undiscovered Huddersfield Town supporter traits that are the root cause of your unfortunate condition.

Nurse!

[AbsolutDRFC]

As well as Bridewell Taxis; weren't Cud from the same area too?

Still not a match for John Parr's mullet though