zijn we in een mini-crisis ?

[Rovin Reporter]

Wij vonden geen resultaten voor: We hebben 8,9 of 10 spelers van de opdracht, wij proberen om een speler die zal gaan naar de hoogste bieder (niet likley voor ons moeten zijn) hebben we verloren een solide linksback in Roberts te ondertekenen, is een van onze doelstellingen Shackell ook weg, andere speler onder scutiny van andere teams dat betekent dat we gaten pluging. Ons succes van vorig jaar was vooral te wijten aan leningen signeersessies, hebben we niet gemaakt, aangezien de ondertekening van een aanzienlijke Heffernan of molens en hun beide nu verdwenen. We verloor bijna onze manager die doet de juiste dingen met beperkte middelen en is het doen van eventuele voorzitter \\ 's over zeer jaloers en lopen we het risico hem te verliezen ook. We hebben de 5 of 6e laagste opkomst in de competitie dus geen twijfel over onze begroting weerspiegelt dit. Met het kampioenschap steeds net als de Premier League voor competivnes en het feit dat de teams niet al te ongelukkig over degradatie met een grotere parachute betalingen, maar dat maakt geting uit deze liga meer imperitive omhoog of omlaag als makeing geld of geld te besparen wordt de boete lijn die wij zijn tegen.. Probeer de suggesties hieronder of klik op een van de populaire zoekmachine categorieën.

[BillyStubbsTears]

You been practicing your English in the last couple of days? That is, by some way, the most intelligible posting I have yet seen from you

[Wellred]

Waar heeft over JR schrijf dit dan?

[Nudga]

That post is Ballacks, what a set o Kuntz.

[RobTheRover]

I dont think its German, Nudga.  Its in Rovin's usual language - Double Dutch.

[Barmby Rover]

At least in Dutch/German, whatever, he can spell \"mini\", no doubt it still is nonsense without a hint of grammar though, it makes as much sense to me as the original post.

[Rovin Reporter]

RobTheRover wrote:

I dont think its German, Nudga.  Its in Rovin's usual language - Double Dutch.

Correct i will buy you a pint when the season starts , i feel that i need to be speaking double dutch to be understood on the forum so i fugured i would post it.  

[Dutch Uncle]

This reminds me of 2 things:

1: Some threads in our Div 3 Championship season when someone put match reports into an automated translator (Google? Babelfish?) - I think into Spanish and then back again. The results were hilarious - I certainly remember we were credited with taking 2000 ventilators to Scunthorpe......   If the author is still here - they were great.

2: A while ago, maybe a year or so, some idiot public serveant in a predominantly English speaking part of Wales emailed the translation department of the Welsh Government to get a translation for a traffic sign ......the idiot did not recognise the Welsh for \"I am currently out of the office\" and that is what appeared as the Welsh translation of something akin to no parking on Fridays      

Rovin reporter - your translation begins 'We found no results for' and your last sentence says 'try the suggestions below or click on one of the popular search engine categories......' There are a few other interesting words as well - I have never heard of a central defender called Matthew Molens  

Beware of automated translatons! I still remember a friend of mine who worked on one in the European Commission about 30 years ago - he had put in ''Out of sight, out of mind' into his prototype translator which came back from its return journey into French and back as 'invisible insanity''

[VivaRovers]

Something like this DU? Below is Viva Rovers' match report of the final game of the 2007-08 season, translated into French and back to English. Oddly it makes the report read like one of the ones on the official club website. Oh and for 'Robots' read 'Rovers'...

Definitely which not how he was assumed to arrive. Fifty years on their last charm in the second row and second Robots of exploration are made wait a little longer by Cheltenham. Gold jewellery dressed the girl in rude language behind me sums it up probably better. As Cheltenham Shane Higgs took away his fifth stopping shining with the afternoon of the letterhead of Heffernan de Paul she howled what all the others thought; « Oh will make you fair fr *** of »! In finale it was Higgs which told difference, had it followed the advice of the girl we could be definitely the fans of football of Championship now; rather it made more than whoever on show to guarantee sound and our clubs of football remain in the League the One.

It was this type of afternoon in the Road of Whaddon. The loud encouragement of pre-match of Robots of exploration which travel of fans appeared make hush up about an apparently nervous support of home, but on the height that the atmosphere appeared overturns. While Robots of exploration dispersed of their pre-match the gang of whole Cheltenham gathered in front of main position nestles and if these rituals are conceived to light firm belief then he worked indeed better for the guests

Both sides needed a win but it was Cheltenham which began more solved and was of benefit of one Robots of looking exploration filled commits. For all court to incise in Robots of exploration to pass take up final outcome on more than an opportunity was an optimistic bullet in the chain which succeeded only to attain the hands of a supporter of Cheltenham. Robin broke on the other hand in a break more direct and a style of increase and he brought reward them.

A good party of Steven Gillespie the first commitment of game centered around its double-act of mime with the officer of match. However when two broke their calls finally and passionate denials routine Gillespie lit James O' Connor rather so easily the corner of the box, the break in and pushed the bullet by the legs of Matt's Mills and in the objective of distant post office. The sign the equivalent of Gloucestershire of frenzy.

The robots of exploration created chances finally towards the end of the half via a succession of corners of right wing of Brian's Supply; the first A Engagé Sam of saw was disclaimed by a big stopping of Higgs, the second fell to Richie Wellens finally but its effort was blocked on the line. It was as close as Doncaster would come before the break and they left the dragging field and the Forest, 3-1 above on Yeovil held the initiative of promotion.

In the second half Sean O' Driscoll changed in a back three with Gareth Robert grows forward and Cheltenham seemed unable to manage as Robots of exploration have be teeming by the end who held their fans, the bullet leaving barely the half on the side of home. Chances came from crucifixes, and the closest chance one watches at which having fallen Mark McCammon as Matt's Mills aimed the bullet back in foible objective, however Barbadien did not make contact and the deficit stayed.

When Robots of exploration broke through they found Higgs an impenetrable barrier as he was in the full length to disclaim that Gareth Robert drive, and also a big strike of Paul Vert was treated by similar suppleness. However, it was Green that which brought Robots of exploration back in finally to the match which acquires on the knock-down of Jason's Price to blow up at the home the equalizer. The howl of the travelling hoops, to make hush up about stripes of home. In one all and with Neil Sullivan reduces in a role of the spectator it seemed as only a side be going to earn this match; when Jason's Price hit post office that it has just been surely a delay frustrating in the unavoidable.

It was not case. Cheltenham spent one Robots of exploration of inside, detailed and rare half and was there for a long time enough to force a corner. The robots of exploration, therefore often on the attack, lost all faculties when forced to defend and the bullet rebounded around the box for a long time enough to find Connor who pushed a second objective at the home for Cheltenham to give them one unlikely advance. The robots of exploration needed two objectives in five minutes if they should attain the Championship; the closest they came were a letterhead of Heffernan which else Higgs dealt brilliantly.

In the final whistle the fans of home took attack on in the field to celebrate survival while a surrealist silence went down on the Robots of exploration fans. In a party of the height not attacked by celébrations the players slavishly gathered be given a shouting making fun by the boss auxiliary Richard O' Kelly, while a song of melancholia began resounding among the travelling fans. « That will be, be, that will be, be ». However, in the language of players' body and discover similar, for Robots of exploration to attain Wembley then firm belief needs to be still fast instilled before the match of decisive match of first Friday.

[Dutch Uncle]

Pretty good Viva!

The robots of exploration

Sounds like a cross between an obscure 60's band and a Roy Liechtenstein cartoon caption  

[VivaRovers]

Tonight on the John Peel Show we welcome Robots of Exploration

I think my favourite passage from that is...

Chances came from crucifixes, and the closest chance one watches at which having fallen Mark McCammon as Matt's Mills aimed the bullet back in foible objective, however Barbadien did not make contact and the deficit stayed.

[Dutch Uncle]

Here's that Welsh traffic sign........

http://www.mahalo.com/welsh-sign-translation-error

[VikingJames]

VivaRovers wrote:

when Jason's Price hit post office that it has just been surely a delay frustrating in the unavoidable.
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No wonder we couldn't score that day, Pricey had already hit the [strike]beach[/strike] post office!!