Talksport game.

[DMnumber4]

When you're awake at 4:30am on a Friday morning and have nothing better to do than sleep, why not try your hand at the game you heard on the radio the previous day. Coupled with caffiene it contrived to keep me up a further three hours. The rules are simple. Take the names of two footballers past or present to make a saying or word e.g. Donachie Babb (Doner Kebab) - Willie Donachie and Phil Babb.

Please add more to my ever growing list:

Harley Davidson - Jon Harley (Watford) and Callum Davidson (Preston)

Reina Cech - Pepe Reina (Liverpool) and Petr Cech (Chelsea)

Gayle Platt - Marcus Gayle (former Wimbledon) and Clive Platt (Colchester)

Eto'o Kay? - Samuel Eto'o (Inter) and Anthony Kay (Huddersfield)

Park Walker - Park Ji-Sung (Man Utd) and Des Walker (ex-forest)

Izzett Monk Fish? - Muzzy Izzett (Leicester), Garry Monk (Swansea), Mark Fish (ex Charlton)

Baileys? Drinkwater - Nicky Bailey (charlton), Danny Drinkwater (Man Utd)

Mutch Moore - Jordan Mutch (birmingham), Darren Moore (Burton)

Heinze Bean - Gabriel Heinze (Real Madrid), Marcus Bean (Brentford)

Macca-reyna - Steve McMannaman and Claudio Reyna (former Man City)

Elvis Pressley - Evlis Hammond (Cheltenham) and Steven Pressley (ex-Hearts)

Maclean Carr - Aaron Maclean (Peterboro) and Stephen Carr (Birmingham)

Dublin, Ireland - Dion Dublin (ex-Coventry) and Steven Ireland (Man City)

Edinburgh, Scotland - Justin Edinburgh (ex Spurs) and Jason Scotland (Wigan)

Del Trotter - Delroy Facey (Notts County) and Liam Trotter (Millwall)

Albert Trotter - Phillipe Albert (ex Newcastle) and Liam Trotter

King Edwards - Ledley King (Spurs) and Carlos Edwards (Ipswich)

Austin Healy - Charlie Austin (Swindon) and David Healy (Ipswich)

Austin Maxi - Charlie Austin and Maxi Rodriguez (Liverpool)

Small Sharp Rhodes - Wade Small (Chesterfield), Billy Sharp (Sheff Utd) and Jordan Rhodes (Huddersfield)

Watt Upson? - Sanchez Watt (Arsenal) and Matt Upson (West Ham)

Carr Parkin Dunn Cleverly - Steven Carr (Birmingham), Jon Parkin (Preston), David Dunn (Blackburn) and Tom Cleverly (Man Utd)

Reid and Wright - Steven Reid (WBA) and Ian Wright (ex-Arsenal)

Gardener Paynter - Ricardo Gardener (Bolton) and Billy Paynter (Swindon)

Little Britton - Glen Little (Sheff Utd) and Leon Britton (Swansea)

Messi Knight? - Lionel Messi (Barca) and Zat Knight (Bolton)

Berger King - Patrick Berger (ex-Liverpool) and Ledley King

DJ Booth - DJ Campbell (Blackpool) and Andy Booth (Huddersfield)

and my favourite:

Bull Shittu - Nikki Bull (ex Aldershot) and Danny Shittu (Bolton)

[VikingJames]

Upson Downes - Matt Upson (West Ham) and Aaron Downes (Chesterfield)

[CusworthRovers]

Hyun-Jun Suk (Korean, soon to be superstar of Ajax) and Julian Dicks (Ex West Ham)


Answer = Hyun-Jun Julian

[mushRTID]

Marsh Mellor = Rodney Marsh and Neil Mellor

[DaveDRFC]

This is a clear rip-off of Baddiel and Skinner's classic Fantasy World Cup from 1998, my personal favourite of which was...

Karim Bagheri (Iran)
Francisco Arce (Paraguay)

To get...Big Hairy Arse