This is England

[belton rover]

My Neighbour and friend is German.

As two families, we have looked forward to the world cup for many months, and I genuinley believed England were the better team this time.

Today's game was unexpected, but we made the most of it: barbie, beer, sun, fun, etc, etc.

My garden was filled with England flags and bunting (I considered a German flag but decided to f**k 'em)

My ipod was filled with dreadful England songs (I considered 99 red balloons but decided to f**k 'em)

Before the game I wanted to explain that this was our time and that Germany were an up and coming side and far inferior to us (but I wanted to enjoy the match so much, I decided to f**k 'em)


After the game I took a deep breath and said well done Germany (but she said f**k off you arrogant piece of delusioned shit)

I then apologised for 1966 and both world wars.

[snods big brother]

Why appologise for the 2 world wars they kicked off first, had the choice of ends and at the end of the day the best side won!

Just had a thought our defence was a lot better then than it was today!