The things they say...

[The Red Baron]

12 of the finest (unintentional)  double-entendres ever aired on

TV and  radio

 

 

 1. Ted Walsh  - Horse Racing Commentator -

 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

 

 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator -

 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

 

 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -

 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning

 and

 it was amazing!'

 

 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977

 'Ah, isn't that  nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing

 the

 Cox of the Oxford crew..'

 

 5. US PGA Commentator -

 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,

 before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them

 .....

 Oh my

 god !! What have I just said??'

 

 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages  on 'Time Team

 Live' said:

 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

 

 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have

 snowed

 and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not

 only  did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they

 were  laughing so hard!

 

 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:

 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

 

 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:

 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night

 like  this.

 

 10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:

 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

 

 11. Michael Buerk  on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male

 astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing  each other and he's only

 come  in his shorts.'

 

 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny

 Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:

 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it

 by  himself.'

[Thinwhiteduke]

What about Fanny Craddock, (Old Tv Cooking Woman).

Her husband turned to Camera at the end of one TV show after baking Doughnuts and said, in a compliment to his wife.....

\"I hope all your Doughnuts turn out like Fannys\"  

[BobG]

What was that cracking one from Pot Black aeons ago? Whispering Ted Lowe I think it was. 'For those of you watching in black and white, the green is the ball next to the brown'. Something like that anyway.

Not double entendre - but damn funny all the same.

BobG

[RobTheRover]

This has to be one of the best in recent years.  Live TV, dont you love it.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Hf_zwJpm0

[Donnywolf]

...and from Cricket (and from Test Match Special) Brian Johnson and Jonathon Agnew for those who have not heard it

I love the way Johnners tries to stAy professional after Aggers points out that Botham \"just failed to get his leg over\"  and then realises what he has said and collapes into hysteria and cant co commentate

Johnners has to carry on alone despite the hyena at the side of him - he eventually cannot help joining in

http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6960000/newsid_6961100/6961129.stm