Another inheritance!

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From The Desk of Mr. Sven Andre Model
Fact Finding and Special Duties
Central Bank of Nigeria
Email: svenmodel007@gmail.com

RE: OUTSTANDING INHERITANCE PAYMENT.CONTRACT#MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/2010

From The Records of Outstanding Contractors Due For Payment With The Federal Government Of Nigeria, Your Name And Company Was Discovered As Next On The List Of Outstanding Contractors Who Have Not Received Their Payments.

I Wish to Inform You That Your Payment Have being processed and will be Released To You As Soon As You Respond To This Letter. Also note that from Records in My File Your Outstanding Contract inheritance Payment Is $10.2 Million Dollars ten Million Two Hundred Thousand United States of American Dollars}.

To this end, you are required to indicate your mode of payment.

1)BY TELEGRPHIC/WIRE TRANSFER
2)BY CASH DELIVERY TO YOUR DOOR STEP
3)BY ATM MASTER CARD
4)BY ONLINE BANKING.

Please Re-Confirm To Me If This Is In Line With What You Have In Your Record And Also Re-Confirm To Me The Followings:

1} Your Full Name
2} Your Phone and Fax Numbers
3} Your Company Address and Position
4} Your Marital Status, Profession and Age.
5} Your receiving bank details.


As Soon As this Information is received, your Payment Will Be Made To You through any of the above options.

Your urgent answer is needed. Call me HOT-LINE PHONE: +2347031215001 or 0112347031215001

Yours In Service.

Sven Andre Model
Fact Finding and Special Duties
Central Bank of Nigeria

Dear Mr Model,

                Thank you for informing me of my inheritance of 10.2 million dollars, I admire your honesty and integrity in dealing with this matter, however, in the past week I have been very fortunate to inherit a total of 250.8 million dollars, also coincidently from Nigeria. In view of this good fortune I have had, I do not need or require the 10.2 million dollars you have waiting for me, and therefore I would like you to have it, plus I would also like to reward you with a further 50 million dollars as a token of my thanks regarding your honesty in dealing with such large sums of money. If you would be so kind as to forward your full name, date of birth and bank account details plus any passwords you have for this account, I will arrange for the immediate transfer of the funds.


Yours Mr f**kyou Scammingt**t








         

[MrFrost]

Good stuff.
I stumbled on a website a few years ago of some bloke who led these scammers a merry dance and actually had them running around the country for him.

[donnyproletarian]

I got a similiar scam but on the car.2 people replied to my auto trader advert from abroad.Wanted the kia picanto 1.1 for there sons.This sent the alarm bells ringing as its a girly car.Next i get a cheque for £5000 having agreed a price.The scam is they give me a sweetner for overheads and i send them the surplas.However, the real scam is the banks .Having checked with them i could hold onto the car until the money clears.The catch is if its later discovered to be stolen the bank wants its money back.All this after ive paid for a service to have the cheque cleared.Apparently they do not operate a cheque guarantee system anymore. if i had not wised up i could have got shafted on the advice of my bank.I have to ask myself who the real scammers are.Meanwhile i having some fun with my foriegn pals keeping them hanging on until i think of a way to shaft them.

[Bentley Bullet]

A work colleague of mine from Barnsley told me he received a phone call from a company claiming his uncle had died intestate and that he was due some inheritance.
He said that he promptly told them to f**k off, and that he had no relations living in his estate.

[CusworthRovers]

I also once had a similar thing in April this year. I got this letter from Inland Revenue. It looked really cosher like, with the Royal HM seal and reference numbers and genuine looking letter. It stated I had overpaid my tax allowance and that they had enclosed a cheque for £678.90. The cheque was genuine looking too. However I wasn't falling for that old chestnut of sticking it in the bank and then somebody somewhere getting your details. I just tore that bad boy up there and then, safe in the knowledge that I had scuppered somebodies cunning plan.

[DubaiRover]

CusworthRovers wrote:

I also once had a similar thing in April this year. I got this letter from Inland Revenue. It looked really cosher like, with the Royal HM seal and reference numbers and genuine looking letter. It stated I had overpaid my tax allowance and that they had enclosed a cheque for £678.90. The cheque was genuine looking too. However I wasn't falling for that old chestnut of sticking it in the bank and then somebody somewhere getting your details. I just tore that bad boy up there and then, safe in the knowledge that I had scuppered somebodies cunning plan.

I keep getting similar ones from the inland revenue but saying I owe them money, I applied the same principles as your good self, Im not falling for that shite.

[CusworthRovers]

Good on ye captain. Nay t**ts going to take me and you to the cleaners. I also adopt the same process with the on-line National Lottery I do. As soon as I see the word 'Congratulations Mr CR', I don't even bother reading any further or look at how many zero's there are in the number. I think aye aye, not that old swizz and immediately delete it