small things that really piss you off

[coventryrover]

People who say "of" instead of "have", "won" instead of "beat" and pronounce the letter "h" as "Haitch".

... and say in a Café for example "can I get a Latte" .... Assistant should say NO I WILL get the f*****g Latte !

However they usually say OK Mate (ffs !!!)

thats one of mine too

[bigbadjack]

Bloke I work with his jaw clicks Everytime he eats

[bigbadjack]

Hungry.com or #itsbeeroclock

[bigbadjack]

The use of the words babes, Hun and chick

[bigbadjack]

Cats

[bigbadjack]

Phil Stant

[grayx]

Drivers that don't acknowledge you when you let them out.

[bigbadjack]

And when you automatically wave back at them cos you was expecting a wave

[Donnywolf]

Drivers who hold their hand up because you stopped behind a parked Car - when it was their right of way anyway and you were just obeying the Highway Code ....

... but worse

those b******s who don't stop behind a parked car when it is MY right of way and just ram their way through anyway

[mushRTID]

Cats

f**king hate cats.

Parking over 2 spaces just because you think you have a nicer car than everyone else, the word "sick" to describe something good, Miranda Hart, people sat on a machine in gym talking for ages and finally a recent one for me...couples who go out on "date night". It's not a date you t**ts you've been together 10 years...your just "going out"!

[mushRTID]

Oh, and work. Work annoys me.

[Filo]

Everyone else in the house leaving doors open and all the lights on.

[mushRTID]

Everyone else in the house leaving doors open and all the lights on.

That's normally me and then the Mrs makes a big thing about shutting them / switching them off...that pisses me off, no need for a scene.

[IDM]

Finding a used sanitary product on the bathroom radiator.

Yes, that really did happen 

[Filo]

Everyone else in the house leaving doors open and all the lights on.

That's normally me and then the Mrs makes a big thing about shutting them / switching them off...that pisses me off, no need for a scene.

I usually bollock everyone for it before eventually going into a full blown rant, that usually ensure a couple of days conformity before the whole cycle starts again

[Iberian Red]

Finding a used sanitary product on the bathroom radiator.

Yes, that really did happen 

That takes bleeding a radiator dry to another level.

[BillyStubbsTears]

bollock everyone for it before eventually going into a full blown rant, before the whole cycle starts again

That sounds strangely like Mrs Stubbs-Tears' cycle.

[River Don]

People who wave you out, when you don't have the right of way, like they are doing you a favour.

Why do they do that? It's just a recipe for confusion. A bus driver waved me out and almost straight into a car I couldn't see who was undertaking him on the inside.

[BillyStubbsTears]

You reckon WE have bad driving?

We visit the in-laws in Italy a few times a year and I shite myself every time at the thought of driving there. Apparently, the Italian makers of this video are fully aware of what they are like compared to the rest of Europe. And the other, non-driving stuff is well-observed an all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxqwXNfYmOQ

[Donnywolf]

Cats

f***ing hate cats.

Parking over 2 spaces just because you think you have a nicer car than everyone else, the word "sick" to describe something good, Miranda Hart, people sat on a machine in gym talking for ages and finally a recent one for me...couples who go out on "date night". It's not a date you t**ts you've been together 10 years...your just "going out"!

Not trying to "trump" you but I did see the other day a shiny Black Tank (Range Rover) whose driver actually used 4 spaces to ensure maximum protection from any inferior Cars/Drivers

Often notice at Woodfield Tesco - so it may be Staff - that Cars are being parked over two spots right next to the Trolley Garages. So the Car is positioned in 2 spots as your example and all 4 sides of the Trolley Garage are similarly afflicted. I am guessing that if I looked at the rest of them (even I am not THAT sad) they too would be the same

OK - usually when I go shopping the Car Park is not that full but at peak times it MUST be regarded as selfish or collective selfishness stopping people parking whilst hogging 2 spots

[Metalmicky]

I'll start, It really gets on my wick when I hear someone constantly use rising intonation at the end of every spoken sentence. As though everything is a question!!!

f***ing speak proper !

I'm just back from Oz and this drove me barmy whilst over there.......... the trouble is they don't see it. 

Also can't stand flaming loud Yanks....... just been to the gym and had these two meatheads shouting at each other whilst 5 yards apart and high fiving every 30 seconds......... flaming retards. 

[River Don]

People who walk their dogs and pick up dog shit in a little bag but then hang it at about face height in a small tree or bush and forget about it.

These days the countryside is strewn with little black bags of shit hanging from trees like filthy Christmas decorations.

[IDM]

Politicians not answering the bloody question - apart from blaming the other party for the issues behind the original question.

[River Don]

Chancers. The ones who come up to you in the street and say "I wonder if you could help me?" "What's a matter?" "Well, I'm on my way back home but I need a pound for my bus fare/train fare whatever have you got any change?"

No I haven't and you're the fifth person to ask me that in this railway station.

[Bentley Bullet]

When women buy things they never get their purses out of their handbags in anticipation of actually paying for the items until they are told how much they owe. It bugs me when I'm waiting in the queue with cash in hand ready to pay while they fanny around taking their time.........AND MINE.

[Mike_F]

People who get into their car after paying for petrol then spend five minutes fannying around with bags, make-up, sat-navs and god knows what else oblivious to the queue of cars behind them. Belt up and drive off FFS!

[grayx]

People who get into their car after paying for petrol then spend five minutes fannying around with bags, make-up, sat-navs and god knows what else oblivious to the queue of cars behind them. Belt up and drive off FFS!

You noticed its usually a woman??

[Donnywolf]

People who get into their car after paying for petrol then spend five minutes fannying around with bags, make-up, sat-navs and god knows what else oblivious to the queue of cars behind them. Belt up and drive off FFS!

Petrol Stations in general - most inefficient places going for reason above + a myriad of others I cant be bothered to list !

[SoundbiteBarmyArmy]

People who use apostrope's in plural's... 

People who can't spell apostrophe! 

People pointing out typos...

People pointing out people pointing out typos...........

[IDM]

People who use apostrope's in plural's... 

People who can't spell apostrophe! 

People pointing out typos...

People pointing out people pointing out typos...........

Quoting quotes quoting quotes within a thread...

Oh shit