Matt Hancock

[Donnywolf]

True .... they pulled a rabbit out of the hat there and seem to have got everyone talking about it

Personally I have only seen the very first episode of the very first Series , and I gave up immediately that I found out the Celebrities were in a sterile area which was fenced (they said) and swept of all Spiders ,Snakes etc

So no chance of Hancock getting bitten by anything, let alone A Crock !

A dung beetle would do and be ironic though

[i_ateallthepies]

I'd prefer a crocodile eat his dick, or preferably a whole Hand & Cock.

He's got " we threw protective ring round Care Homes" tattooed on his chest.

Even a Crocodile wouldn't swallow that

Very good, DW   

[drfc1951]

Never seen a single episode,dont like Ant and Dec.

[phil old leake]

Forgetting the politics of this matter and I agree with the fact he shouldn’t be in the jungle

You have to say he’s doing ok in the trials. Normally people are relentlessly selected because they can’t do the trials. 
He has been successful

[Colin C No.3]

Forgetting the politics of this matter and I agree with the fact he shouldn’t be in the jungle

You have to say he’s doing ok in the trials. Normally people are relentlessly selected because they can’t do the trials. 
He has been successful

‘Doing ok in the trials’!!

He ought to be on bloody trial!

[Nudga]

Midazolam Matt Murders

[big fat yorkshire pudding]

He's also quite honest. There's a sense of irony that the thing he did wrong in the cold light of day is by far not the worst thing anyone in there has done.

He's overall a fairly normal man who happened to make a mistake and not necessarily be the best at his job. He's a world away from the villain some pointed out.

He should not be there as a sitting mp though.

[BillyStubbsTears]

He's an utter t**t. The very worst sort of politician.

Back in 2010, he was the man tasked by Osborne to build an argument why Austerity was good for the country. He latched on to an absolutely batshit idea, kicked around by a tiny number of economists and roundly debunked by everyone else. The voodoo economics of Expansionary Fiscal Contraction. The piffle idea that Govt reducing its spending in a seriously slump would by some black magic, boost the economy.

Of course it didn't. It tanked the economy and left us permanently and eye wateringly poorer than we needed to be.

He was a f**king car crash as Health Secretary in COVID. But that's a pin prick compared to the damage he helped do with Austerity.

If he truly believed the shite about Expansionary Fiscal Contraction, he is too stupid to realise how stupid he is.

If he didn't believe it, he pushed something he knew was wrong and massively dangerous, to further his own and his Party's aims.

Either way, the man is a f**king disgrace. Beneath contempt.

I can't believe folk are going out of their way to watch a Kitson like him trying to rehabilitate himself by ritual humiliation.

[Bentley Bullet]

He might be a t**t of a politician, but he otherwise comes across as a decent human being, which can't be said of all the contestants he's competing with out there in the jungle.


.... Or on this forum for that matter.

[BillyStubbsTears]

Oh aye. And I forgot. He's currently taking tax payers' money as salary while he absents himself from the job and tries to rebuild his reputation in the eyes of the gullible.

He's a perfect parable for all that's been wrong with our politics under this bunch.

Unprincipled.
Incompetent.
Lying
Scheming.
Self-interested.

[Ldr]

He's an utter t**t. The very worst sort of politician.

Back in 2010, he was the man tasked by Osborne to build an argument why Austerity was good for the country. He latched on to an absolutely batshit idea, kicked around by a tiny number of economists and roundly debunked by everyone else. The voodoo economics of Expansionary Fiscal Contraction. The piffle idea that Govt reducing its spending in a seriously slump would by some black magic, boost the economy.

Of course it didn't. It tanked the economy and left us permanently and eye wateringly poorer than we needed to be.

He was a f**king car crash as Health Secretary in COVID. But that's a pin prick compared to the damage he helped do with Austerity.

If he truly believed the shite about Expansionary Fiscal Contraction, he is too stupid to realise how stupid he is.

If he didn't believe it, he pushed something he knew was wrong and massively dangerous, to further his own and his Party's aims.

Either way, the man is a f**king disgrace. Beneath contempt.

I can't believe folk are going out of their way to watch a Kitson like him trying to rehabilitate himself by ritual humiliation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the compassion of the left

[Bentley Bullet]

Oh aye. And I forgot. He's currently taking tax payers' money as salary while he absents himself from the job and tries to rebuild his reputation in the eyes of the gullible.

He's a perfect parable for all that's been wrong with our politics under this bunch.

Unprincipled.
Incompetent.
Lying
Scheming.
Self-interested.

It must be wonderful to be a perfect human being. We can all only bow to your ultimate perfection.

[BillyStubbsTears]

He's an utter t**t. The very worst sort of politician.

Back in 2010, he was the man tasked by Osborne to build an argument why Austerity was good for the country. He latched on to an absolutely batshit idea, kicked around by a tiny number of economists and roundly debunked by everyone else. The voodoo economics of Expansionary Fiscal Contraction. The piffle idea that Govt reducing its spending in a seriously slump would by some black magic, boost the economy.

Of course it didn't. It tanked the economy and left us permanently and eye wateringly poorer than we needed to be.

He was a f**king car crash as Health Secretary in COVID. But that's a pin prick compared to the damage he helped do with Austerity.

If he truly believed the shite about Expansionary Fiscal Contraction, he is too stupid to realise how stupid he is.

If he didn't believe it, he pushed something he knew was wrong and massively dangerous, to further his own and his Party's aims.

Either way, the man is a f**king disgrace. Beneath contempt.

I can't believe folk are going out of their way to watch a Kitson like him trying to rehabilitate himself by ritual humiliation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the compassion of the left

Compassion?

Compassion?

Are you for real?

This is the man who gave Osborne the case to push the worst economic policy since the 1920s (pre-Truss). The case that has cost us at least a trillion quid of lost output since 2010.

It's the man who lied repeatedly about what he was doing to deal with COVID.

It's the man who gave contracts to friends and acquaintances with zero competence to provide PPE.

It's the man who sent vulnerable old folk by the thousands out of hospital to spread COVID in care homes, killing thousands.

The fact that he got caught getting his end  away when the rest of us were isolating merely shows he's immoral as well as f**king useless.

The fact that he's half way round the world pouring his heart out in a planned attempt to re-boot his f**king career while you and I pay his wages shows precisely where his moral compass currently is.

Compassion? You are away with the fairies.

[Bentley Bullet]

Oh aye. And I forgot. He's currently taking tax payers' money as salary while he absents himself from the job and tries to rebuild his reputation in the eyes of the gullible.

He's a perfect parable for all that's been wrong with our politics under this bunch.

Unprincipled.
Incompetent.
Lying
Scheming.
Self-interested.

Oh aye, who could be doing with anybody who absents himself from the job and tries to rebuild his failed Labour party in the eyes of the gullible on a 4th tier off-topic football forum?

A perfect example for all that's been wrong with our off-topic forum for several years.


Unprincipled
Hypocritical
Away with the fairies

[Ldr]

He's an utter t**t. The very worst sort of politician.

Back in 2010, he was the man tasked by Osborne to build an argument why Austerity was good for the country. He latched on to an absolutely batshit idea, kicked around by a tiny number of economists and roundly debunked by everyone else. The voodoo economics of Expansionary Fiscal Contraction. The piffle idea that Govt reducing its spending in a seriously slump would by some black magic, boost the economy.

Of course it didn't. It tanked the economy and left us permanently and eye wateringly poorer than we needed to be.

He was a f**king car crash as Health Secretary in COVID. But that's a pin prick compared to the damage he helped do with Austerity.

If he truly believed the shite about Expansionary Fiscal Contraction, he is too stupid to realise how stupid he is.

If he didn't believe it, he pushed something he knew was wrong and massively dangerous, to further his own and his Party's aims.

Either way, the man is a f**king disgrace. Beneath contempt.

I can't believe folk are going out of their way to watch a Kitson like him trying to rehabilitate himself by ritual humiliation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the compassion of the left

Compassion?

Compassion?

Are you for real?

This is the man who gave Osborne the case to push the worst economic policy since the 1920s (pre-Truss). The case that has cost us at least a trillion quid of lost output since 2010.

It's the man who lied repeatedly about what he was doing to deal with COVID.

It's the man who gave contracts to friends and acquaintances with zero competence to provide PPE.

It's the man who sent vulnerable old folk by the thousands out of hospital to spread COVID in care homes, killing thousands.

The fact that he got caught getting his end  away when the rest of us were isolating merely shows he's immoral as well as f**king useless.

The fact that he's half way round the world pouring his heart out in a planned attempt to re-boot his f**king career while you and I pay his wages shows precisely where his moral compass currently is.

Compassion? You are away with the fairies.

There are some thoroughly decent people on here from both sides of the spectrum, sadly you are not one of them

[ravenrover]

Neither am I when it comes to Handcock and the rest of that shower. Don't forget we isolated they partied!

[Ldr]

You may have isolated……..

[ravenrover]

No may about it

[BillyStubbsTears]

He's an utter t**t. The very worst sort of politician.

Back in 2010, he was the man tasked by Osborne to build an argument why Austerity was good for the country. He latched on to an absolutely batshit idea, kicked around by a tiny number of economists and roundly debunked by everyone else. The voodoo economics of Expansionary Fiscal Contraction. The piffle idea that Govt reducing its spending in a seriously slump would by some black magic, boost the economy.

Of course it didn't. It tanked the economy and left us permanently and eye wateringly poorer than we needed to be.

He was a f**king car crash as Health Secretary in COVID. But that's a pin prick compared to the damage he helped do with Austerity.

If he truly believed the shite about Expansionary Fiscal Contraction, he is too stupid to realise how stupid he is.

If he didn't believe it, he pushed something he knew was wrong and massively dangerous, to further his own and his Party's aims.

Either way, the man is a f**king disgrace. Beneath contempt.

I can't believe folk are going out of their way to watch a Kitson like him trying to rehabilitate himself by ritual humiliation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the compassion of the left

Compassion?

Compassion?

Are you for real?

This is the man who gave Osborne the case to push the worst economic policy since the 1920s (pre-Truss). The case that has cost us at least a trillion quid of lost output since 2010.

It's the man who lied repeatedly about what he was doing to deal with COVID.

It's the man who gave contracts to friends and acquaintances with zero competence to provide PPE.

It's the man who sent vulnerable old folk by the thousands out of hospital to spread COVID in care homes, killing thousands.

The fact that he got caught getting his end  away when the rest of us were isolating merely shows he's immoral as well as f**king useless.

The fact that he's half way round the world pouring his heart out in a planned attempt to re-boot his f**king career while you and I pay his wages shows precisely where his moral compass currently is.

Compassion? You are away with the fairies.

There are some thoroughly decent people on here from both sides of the spectrum, sadly you are not one of them

Which but of what I said do you think is unacceptable?

Maybe the but where his decision killed thousands of pensioners, then he lied about it?

Or is it the bit where I express my anger that he bears a fair bit of the responsibility for losing the country over £1tr?

Or are you just doing what you do? Again.

[scawsby steve]

He might be a t**t of a politician, but he otherwise comes across as a decent human being, which can't be said of all the contestants he's competing with out there in the jungle.


.... Or on this forum for that matter.

There's definitely some truth in that, BB. I expected Hancock to be as big an arsehole in there as he is as a politician, and Boy George to be a star.

In truth it's the opposite. Hancock has shown some humility and contrition, and has got stuck into the tasks without complaining. Boy George just comes over as a moaning, whining arrogant tw*t completely up his own arse.

[SydneyRover]

If he donated his fee to charity it would make him a bit human ... but ......

''Covid campaigners fly banner over I’m A Celebrity camp criticising Matt Hancock''

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/nov/15/matt-hancock-critics-fly-banner-over-im-a-celebrity-camp

[BillyStubbsTears]

How about if he stayed at home and actually did the job he was elected to do?

[SydneyRover]

Unfortunately he couldn't concentrate on his real job or his family.

[Colin C No.3]

How about if he stayed at home and actually did the job he was elected to do?

NO, NO!

Here is a man nay, once a man at the very heart of Boris Johnson’s government….Boris Johnson’s government (I had to repeat that because it didn’t look or sound right first time around) that despite knowing the scorn, ridicule, credulity ( by his constituents & even those ‘apparently on the far left’) decided that this, this..this ‘format’ was THE best way to show once & for all the very best reasons in which to show the ‘man beneath the politician’.

Matt…I salute you.

If only Rees Mogg had your balls.

Next ‘instalment’ perhaps?

[phil old leake]

Has this thread run it’s course going around in circles.  Why not turn our displeasure onto Boy George who committed acts of violence on another male by falsely imprisoning him and assaulting him. 

[rich1471]

Has this thread run it’s course going around in circles.  Why not turn our displeasure onto Boy George who committed acts of violence on another male by falsely imprisoning him and assaulting him. 

Think your been kind to boy George ,He handcuffed his victim to a radiator and beat him with a chain and he only got away when he broke free and ran into the street

[Bentley Bullet]

I'd like to know how Boy George got into the country with his criminal record.

[Bentley Bullet]

I bet if he was a Tory there would be f**king hell on by now!

[phil old leake]

Very good point BB

[BillyStubbsTears]

Might be wrong, but last time I checked, Boy George wasn't running the country?