Mondegreens

[Dutch Uncle]

Not exactly a mis-heard song lyric but this thread brings a smile to my face for a similar reason.

I started bringing my youngest daughter to the Rovers when she was just four years old. I bought her a season ticket which I renewed every season until this one when she turned 18.

We live a 2 hour drive from Donny so on the journey home after the match I would put Radio Sheffield on the car radio.

As soon as we started the journey my daughter would say “put Raisin Crumble on Dad”

Story about taking my wife to her first match during our Championship years. She really enjoyed the atmosphere, but at half-time she said to me 'What was all the trouble behind us? Why were the calling for the Police all the time?

I had to explain there were two 'p's in Copps 

[Bentley Bullet]

I was at a Rovers game with our lass once. I was reading the team line-up on my phone when she said "What are you looking so thoughtful about?"
I said, "Coppingers back."
She said, "How's he done that?"
I said, "How's he done what?"
She said, How's he injured his back?"

I'm not convinced whether that story was true or something I'd dreamt up years ago, but dead vivid it was.

[Bentley Bullet]

76 Trombones, led the big parade.

Our lass used to sing..... 76 Strong Bones led the hit parade.

[Bentley Bullet]

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