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Donnywolf

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #180 on September 06, 2019, 07:03:06 am by Donnywolf »
Apparently he’d rather be dead in a ditch than go to the EU for another extension

See above



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SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #181 on September 06, 2019, 07:56:53 am by SydneyRover »
''And Mr Johnson will use his visit to Scotland to announce an additional £51.4m for Scottish farmers over the next two years.

Writing in the Daily Telegraph, Mr Johnson says the extra funding would "correct an injustice", but also help Scottish farmers "secure their future"

(and possibly save my sorry arse)

But Ian Blackford, the SNP leader at Westminster, insisted the money should have been given to farmers and crofters in Scotland in 2016.

"Three years too late the case is coming to Scotland," he said''


"I find it hard to comprehend why anyone would wish to break apart a successful country, tear the cross of St Andrew out of the Union Flag and draw an international frontier across our island," he writes''

Just have a long look in the @@@@ing mirror

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49599334

foxbat

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #182 on September 06, 2019, 09:15:54 am by foxbat »
just the usual sh1te from de Pfeffel Johnson

Robert Peston‏ Verified account @Peston 15h15 hours ago

"I'd rather be dead in a ditch" says @BorisJohnson when asked whether he would obey likely new law that would force him to ask for Brexit delay

what happened to the 'lying down in front of the bulldozers if they expand Heathrow ?

nothing but lying bluster

foxbat

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #183 on September 06, 2019, 10:18:56 am by foxbat »
Loving the man from Morley telling Boris he should be in Brussels negotiating.

He’s right. He should be.

But he’s not because
 a) he hasn’t got a deal and
 b) he’s on the election trail before an election.

It’s ALL about Boris saving Boris

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #184 on September 06, 2019, 12:33:39 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Today in Scotland.



One is a fat, slow-witted creature that has to be smacked and poked to go in the right direction and produces vast amounts of bullshit on a daily basis.

And the other is a bull.

Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #185 on September 06, 2019, 01:25:03 pm by Glyn_Wigley »
Today in Scotland.



One is a fat, slow-witted creature that has to be smacked and poked to go in the right direction and produces vast amounts of bullshit on a daily basis.

And the other is a bull.

There's a lot of bull in that photo.

BillyStubbsTears

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Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #187 on September 06, 2019, 01:33:22 pm by Glyn_Wigley »
''And Mr Johnson will use his visit to Scotland to announce an additional £51.4m for Scottish farmers over the next two years.

Writing in the Daily Telegraph, Mr Johnson says the extra funding would "correct an injustice", but also help Scottish farmers "secure their future"

(and possibly save my sorry arse)

But Ian Blackford, the SNP leader at Westminster, insisted the money should have been given to farmers and crofters in Scotland in 2016.

"Three years too late the case is coming to Scotland," he said''


"I find it hard to comprehend why anyone would wish to break apart a successful country, tear the cross of St Andrew out of the Union Flag and draw an international frontier across our island," he writes''

Just have a long look in the @@@@ing mirror

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-49599334


The announcement of £350mill a week extra for the NHS is still conspicuous by its absence though.

Donnywolf

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #188 on September 06, 2019, 03:34:15 pm by Donnywolf »
The Bus is back on the road after a bit of spraying though

DRFCSouth

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #189 on September 06, 2019, 03:46:20 pm by DRFCSouth »
Let’s hand the £350 million to those that take no responsibility in life for their actions. And punish those that have grafted their backsides off to get where they are.

Colemans Left Hook

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #190 on September 06, 2019, 04:00:42 pm by Colemans Left Hook »
Today in Scotland.



One is a fat, slow-witted creature that has to be smacked and poked to go in the right direction and produces vast amounts of bullshit on a daily basis.

And the other is a bull.

and they are both very "horny"   Sire

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/may/21/boris-johnson-fathered-child-affair   

Filo

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #191 on September 06, 2019, 10:13:54 pm by Filo »
😀😀

SydneyRover

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i_ateallthepies

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #193 on September 07, 2019, 07:38:03 am by i_ateallthepies »
Sidney, would you like to explain what this SPAD is because I've seen it mentioned twice in the last couple of days and the comments make no sense for those of us (me if I'm the only one) who haven't a clue what it is.
And whilst I'm on it, people on here throw their own made up acronyms around expecting people to know what they mean... FFS! (I expect everyone will understand that one) pack it in!

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #194 on September 07, 2019, 08:27:40 am by SydneyRover »
Spad, short for special advisor, or when I use it in fun, spade.

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #195 on September 07, 2019, 07:39:39 pm by SydneyRover »
boris bounces back and it's smiles all around.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-49618242

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #196 on September 07, 2019, 10:58:34 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
This is a superb dissection of the lies and deception at the heart of Johnson's position.

Anyone who really cares about this country has to read and digest this. This is NOT normal and not acceptable.

We'll pull back from this culture of just "meh" when politicians lie, but only when voters start to properly care about it and punish it.

https://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2019/09/06/week-in-review-clinging-to-reality-under-a-post-truth-govern

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #197 on September 08, 2019, 09:17:17 am by SydneyRover »
    It's not surprising then that if the champion of their cause cannot iterate what he wants and therefore is unable to define what we will get that they cannot do that either.
    What is surprising is that there are those in the brexit fan club that still support such a flaky team a team that cannot define it's goals nor it's strategy to get there.

idler

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #198 on September 08, 2019, 09:51:31 am by idler »
This is a superb dissection of the lies and deception at the heart of Johnson's position.

Anyone who really cares about this country has to read and digest this. This is NOT normal and not acceptable.

We'll pull back from this culture of just "meh" when politicians lie, but only when voters start to properly care about it and punish it.

https://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2019/09/06/week-in-review-clinging-to-reality-under-a-post-truth-govern
An excellent but frightening article. A bleak future for politics.

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #199 on September 09, 2019, 08:42:45 am by BillyStubbsTears »
Things you thought you'd never have to read.

The Times this weekend. An unnamed Cabinet Minister says, "The PM has assured me he will abide by the rule of law."

Well THAT'S awfully good of him, int it?

foxbat

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #200 on September 10, 2019, 04:28:06 pm by foxbat »
this could be interesting :

Dominic Grieve has told Parliament he has information from inside Government, that Boris Johnson misled the Queen about his reasons for requesting the prorogation of Parliament.

very interesting indeed

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #201 on September 11, 2019, 01:31:57 pm by SydneyRover »
Sounds like he was correct!

albie

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #202 on September 11, 2019, 01:54:43 pm by albie »
Looks like Farrago has been exploring the backchannels of Boris to sell Donny down the river:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/nigel-farage-slapped-down-no10-20006667

Good job for the "Fit and Proper persons rule" eh!

Football rules kick in to save the day...who would have thought it!

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #203 on September 11, 2019, 02:22:24 pm by SydneyRover »
It is looking like the hiring of cummings was not the cunning plan it was thought to be though there is still a way to go yet. I would love to see boris smacked across the mouth with a kipper in the upcoming weeks.

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #204 on September 11, 2019, 02:46:25 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
Things you thought you'd never have to read.

The Times this weekend. An unnamed Cabinet Minister says, "The PM has assured me he will abide by the rule of law."

Well THAT'S awfully good of him, int it?

I'm waiting for, the PM to assure us that he will do all these other things that we just take for granted as civilised, honest people.

He assures us that he'll wipe his arse after a shite.

He assures us he'll keep his cock in his trousers in public.

He assures us he'll not lie to the Queen.

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #205 on September 11, 2019, 02:58:30 pm by SydneyRover »
Have only just seen this, my people are getting tetchy: PM aide Dominic Cummings blames 'rich Remainers' in Brexit snap at TV reporter

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/pm-aide-dominic-cummings-blames-19928675


BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #206 on September 11, 2019, 06:48:08 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
I see Cummings told that reporter to "Get out of London and stop talking to rich Remainers" as he left his £1.65m London house.

And this is his father-in-law's little pied-a-terre.

https://mobile.twitter.com/PaulbernalUK/status/1171481967163932678

Still, I'm sure Cummings is on the side of the little man against the Elite, eh?

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #207 on September 12, 2019, 07:05:28 am by SydneyRover »
Well knock me down with a kipper.

''Chief whip Mark Spencer has now written to some of them, confirming that they are entitled to appeal the decision – and hinting that future loyalty to the government could boost their cause.

One of the 21 MPs said: “It was one of the most self-unaware letters I’ve received in some time. From people who are serially disloyal and decimated their own minority government. I don’t want it back ...

“All it did in my local community was confirm that the Conservative party is now led by a narrow sect who wouldn’t be out of place in the Muppet version of the Handmaiden’s tale. It’s like being asked by its captain if you want to get back on the Titanic.”''

SydneyRover

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« Reply #208 on September 12, 2019, 08:05:40 am by SydneyRover »
''Farage offered to help the embattled prime minister secure a majority at a snap general election, on the proviso he dropped plans to renegotiate the Brexit withdrawal agreement and the backstop arrangement on the Northern Irish border.

He said the prime minister should accept he needed the Brexit party’s help to take out key Labour seats but vowed to be his “deadliest enemy” if he renegotiated with Brussels and abandoned what he called a “clean” no-deal departure from the EU.

A bitter war of words quickly escalated between the two camps, with No 10 curtly rebuffing his proposal.

A spokesperson said: “The PM will not be doing a deal with Nigel Farage.”

A senior Tory source added: “Neither Nigel Farage nor Arron Banks are fit and proper persons and they should never be allowed anywhere near government.”

Banks co-founded the Leave.Eu campaign group and is a long-standing political ally of Farage, but Farage has said he is not a donor to the Brexit party''

I repeat, A spokesman said “The PM will not be doing a deal with Nigel Farage.”

That is until he changes his mind of course!

wilts rover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #209 on September 13, 2019, 01:13:19 pm by wilts rover »
Not everyone in Doncaster is delighted to see Johnson then:

'People have died because of austerity and you have the cheek to come here'

'You are telling fairy stories'

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-news-latest-woman-brexit-video-austerity-doncaster-cheek-visit-public-a9103906.html


 

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