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bobjimwilly

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #120 on August 24, 2019, 11:35:58 am by bobjimwilly »
Waiting for a tory fanboy on here to spin that...



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Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #121 on August 24, 2019, 02:18:42 pm by Glyn_Wigley »
Waiting for a tory fanboy on here to spin that...

Capitalism rules, dunnit?

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #122 on August 25, 2019, 01:09:30 am by SydneyRover »
''Boris Johnson has asked the attorney general, Geoffrey Cox, whether parliament can be shut down for five weeks from 9 September in what appears to be a concerted plan to stop MPs forcing a further extension to Brexit, according to leaked government correspondence''

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/24/johnson-seeks-legal-advice-parliament-closure

Johnson is the tw@t of modern day UK politics and should be given the same treatment as Guy Fawkes.

Promising everything to his supporters but bereft of ideas to back up his spiel he  wants to stab the ball so no one can play

Little Britain you got what you voted for.

''Fawkes gave his name as John Johnson''

'' Fawkes was identified as Guido Fawkes, "otherwise called Guido Johnson"



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes#Torture

Glyn_Wigley

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #123 on August 25, 2019, 11:27:34 am by Glyn_Wigley »
''Boris Johnson has asked the attorney general, Geoffrey Cox, whether parliament can be shut down for five weeks from 9 September in what appears to be a concerted plan to stop MPs forcing a further extension to Brexit, according to leaked government correspondence''

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/aug/24/johnson-seeks-legal-advice-parliament-closure

Johnson is the tw@t of modern day UK politics and should be given the same treatment as Guy Fawkes.

Promising everything to his supporters but bereft of ideas to back up his spiel he  wants to stab the ball so no one can play

Little Britain you got what you voted for.

''Fawkes gave his name as John Johnson''

'' Fawkes was identified as Guido Fawkes, "otherwise called Guido Johnson"



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes#Torture

Johnson is a man of his word.

Unfortunately, that word is "SUCKERS!!".

foxbat

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #124 on August 27, 2019, 10:17:08 am by foxbat »
Johnson's default mode is lying.
 
He lied about Operation Yellowhammer
being out of date.

He lied about pork pie exports.

He lied about Vote Leave funding.

He has been sacked from two jobs for lying.

wing commander

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #125 on August 27, 2019, 10:32:16 am by wing commander »
   It turns out he wasn't lying about Pork pies for the sake of balance....

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #126 on August 27, 2019, 10:41:56 am by BillyStubbsTears »
He lied about kippers a few weeks ago. He lied about bendy bananas two decades ago. (yep! That lie about the EU and bendy bananas was started by our Liar-in-Chief.)

He's even lied about being the father of one of his kids.

He's a pathological liar. His entire career has careered from one lie to the next.

WingCo. I've not seen the latest on Pork Pie-gate. Which bit wasn't he lying about?

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #127 on August 27, 2019, 10:43:39 am by BillyStubbsTears »
By the way. This is what happens when grown ups claim they're being worldly-wise and say "Oh they all lie." They DON'T all lie. But if you lazily assume they do, you end up with a real pathological liar as your leader.

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #128 on August 27, 2019, 10:47:52 am by BillyStubbsTears »
I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the box, but it's only just dawned on me.

Johnson telling pork pies about pork pies, and then No10 telling pork pies about that.

This is infinite regress.

wing commander

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #129 on August 27, 2019, 11:03:26 am by wing commander »
   I'm not going to get in a debate about Boris Johnson tbh..I'm no fan myself either but I'm getting a bit tired of this Tory Leader feeding frenzy you all seem to enjoy regardless of who it is.Whilst the pathetic,wishy washy,ineffective,Leadership of your own party seems to exempt from discussion..

   However despite the Chairman of the Melton Mowbary Pork Pie associations saying they don't export,it turns out one of the companies in it has admitted they do this morning..

   Like I say though it's quite pathetic that people are jumping all over such a irrelevant thing compared to our nationwide Political mess on both sides of the house...

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #130 on August 27, 2019, 11:07:55 am by BillyStubbsTears »
Have you got a link to that Wing Co? I can't find it anywhere.

Regarding not criticising Corbyn...I guess you don't read my posts then?!

But for all Corbyn's faults, he certainly isn't a compulsive, pathological liar. Where's Johnson unarguably is.

Have a read of this.

https://reaction.life/jeremy-vine-my-boris-story/

That's the man who now runs the country.

If he told me it was Tuesday, I'd check the calendar rather than believe him.

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #131 on August 27, 2019, 11:47:04 am by SydneyRover »
''Downing Street insisted pies were exported, citing producer Walker & Son - but the company said this was not correct''

Walker & Son told the BBC it had previously exported a "tiny amount" of pork pies to Singapore, but had not done so for "at least two years" and is now "entirely focused on the UK market".

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-49470831

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #132 on August 27, 2019, 12:10:04 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
WingCo.

I despair. You are a smart bloke but you reckon this somehow absolves Johnson of lying?

Look at what he said.

"Melton Mowbray pork pies, which are sold in Thailand and in Iceland, are currently unable to enter the US market because of, I don’t know, some sort of Food and Drug Administration restriction."

They are NOT sold in Thailand and Iceland.

They are not prevented from being sold in America because of regulations.

He lied. Full stop.

This is what he does. He's a showman. He puts on a show that makes people laugh and makes people think that these evil bureaucracies are f**king them over. He's done it for decades, lying about EU regulations on bananas and condoms.

He's a liar. If you don't call him out on that, you're accepting that it's ok to have a liar as PM.

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #133 on August 27, 2019, 03:25:24 pm by SydneyRover »
Johnson does the lying thingy because he's an overblown lazy tw#t that likes to grandstand but won't do the detail. This is what civil servants that have had to deal with him in the past say. He doesn't prepare.

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #134 on August 27, 2019, 03:26:03 pm by scawsby steve »
By the way. This is what happens when grown ups claim they're being worldly-wise and say "Oh they all lie." They DON'T all lie. But if you lazily assume they do, you end up with a real pathological liar as your leader.

Zzzzzzzzzzz.

big fat yorkshire pudding

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #135 on August 27, 2019, 03:29:37 pm by big fat yorkshire pudding »
But is this not prime example of why so many hate politics. Pork pies ffs, who cares?

There appears to be some small movement from the eu, let's see what happens.

foxbat

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #136 on August 27, 2019, 03:30:34 pm by foxbat »
Sleep walking into a disastrous Brexit  ? - sad

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #137 on August 27, 2019, 05:42:57 pm by SydneyRover »
But is this not prime example of why so many hate politics. Pork pies ffs, who cares?

There appears to be some small movement from the eu, let's see what happens.
I suppose what it shows byyp that johnson will lie about absolutely anything, it's in his dna, make a statement or state an answer and worry about whether it's the truth later. I care bfyp if the PM is a lying 777K, don't you?

Added: It's hard to avoid innit?

''Boris Johnson accused of misleading public over police numbers''

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/aug/27/boris-johnson-accused-of-misleading-public-over-police-numbers

« Last Edit: August 27, 2019, 06:03:14 pm by SydneyRover »

wilts rover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #138 on August 27, 2019, 06:19:39 pm by wilts rover »
But is this not prime example of why so many hate politics. Pork pies ffs, who cares?

There appears to be some small movement from the eu, let's see what happens.

That's a good point BYFP - imho its distraction tactics. Get people talking about if/how many Melton Mowbray pork pies are sold in the US/Malaysia before/after Brexit then people will miss the real impact of Brexit on pork pies.

At the moment Melton Mowbray pork pies are a protected brand under EU rules of origin. They have to be made within a certain radius of the town of Melton Mowbray - so a lot of jobs are created by pork pie sales.

Prior to these rules coming into force in 2007 more Melton Mowbray pork pies were made in Wiltshire than in Melton Mowbray. Then overnight they closed the factory loosing 400 jobs in the process.

After Brexit - when Melton Mowbray pork pies don't have to be made in Melton Mowbray anymore but can be manufactured anywhere around the world - how will the government protect these jobs from cheap foreign imports? After all - that is supposed to be the advantage of us leaving EU protection?

So the more Johnson can get people arguing about how many pork pies are sent to Malaysia rather than how many jobs will be lost in Melton Mowbray - the more he is winning the argument.

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #139 on August 27, 2019, 06:27:34 pm by SydneyRover »
I'm not sure it's a cunning plan though Wilts, more a by-product of being a born liar.

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #140 on August 27, 2019, 10:07:11 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
It's got sod all to do with pork pies.

It's got everything to do with the fact that Johnson is a pathological liar about  everything from kippers to Brexit to his inability to keep his cock in his pants.

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #141 on August 27, 2019, 11:18:49 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
https://mobile.twitter.com/LizzyBuchan/status/1166349889917345794

Right. This is pretty much confirming that Johnson expects a GE in the Autumn.

Watch out for loads of vague, reversible promises to spend loads of money in the North and Midlands...

SydneyRover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #142 on August 30, 2019, 09:46:47 pm by SydneyRover »
A better job for boris where truth wouldn't matter?

''Aspiring Napoleon Bonaparte impersonators have been urged to apply for a position on the British Overseas Territory of St Helena, where the famed French emperor spent his final years''

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-49529554


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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #143 on August 30, 2019, 10:04:06 pm by Donnywolf »
Johnson Johnson Johnson

Thats all I will ever call him (well apart from t*** c*** and f*****g)

To call him Bojo or Boris is to humanise him, make him friendly sounding - like he was a star on"Have I got news for you" for example BUT in truth he is a scheming conniving t**t interested in nothing but him

Sorry its just Johnson for me

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #144 on August 31, 2019, 12:13:23 am by BillyStubbsTears »
Amen Wolf.

Anyone buying into the bumbling,amiable BoJo facade is culpable in this crisis that he is tipping us into.

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #145 on August 31, 2019, 09:13:11 am by selby »
  Herbert Chapman the old great Arsenal manager told the press "talk about Arsenal, even if it's bad", it looks as if the old ideas still work.

wilts rover

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #146 on August 31, 2019, 08:22:52 pm by wilts rover »
Johnson and his cronies are subverting British democracy with their lies - says that dangerously subversive left-wing rag, the errrr Daily Mail

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7412909/PETER-OBORNE-warns-No10-aides-beware-tainted-legacy-liar-Campbell.html

BillyStubbsTears

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« Reply #147 on August 31, 2019, 08:31:10 pm by BillyStubbsTears »
That'll be the Peter Oborne who is rabidly anti-EU. Even HE thinks proroguing Parliament is a very dangerous thing for democracy.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7393617/PETER-OBORNE-No-10s-plan-shut-Parliament-end-chaos.html

bobjimwilly

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #148 on September 01, 2019, 01:09:48 am by bobjimwilly »
I like this line,
"If the public is fed misinformation and, therefore, votes in elections and referendums based on false premises, then this is a perversion of democracy."

who can disagree with that?

BillyStubbsTears

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Re: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
« Reply #149 on September 01, 2019, 01:52:26 am by BillyStubbsTears »
I'm in.

 

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